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OGBS

by OGBS on 25 September 2009 - 16:09

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.




SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is .. . . .not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . ..having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.







 


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