Bored beyond recognition - Page 1

Greetings enthusiastic quadruped enthusiasts.

I have come to some philosophical realizations in my life and I thought I might share.

If wishes were horses then dreamers would have flies...

I' ve have been driving alot for work as of late and my stereo is broken so i have had a great deal of time to think lately...

Necessity in the mother of invention but if you want to find the father of invention you would need to watch Maury Povich

If a spaceship lands on a river would you see carp circles?

If throw a baseball underhand no one cares but if you bowl overhand people get all upset about your improper technique.

I was worried about people shooting my deer so I made them salt jackets to stop the deer slugs

What would be a better song for a sing along at the stadium Moby Dick by Led Zeppelin or Head like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails?

There are some campsites that are on the Mississippi river for any of you RV people but if you sleep walk you should probably sleep in a life preserver and some sort of land based tether or you could wake up near St Louis if the current is moving swiftly.

If You are considering sponsoring a trophy for the 09 USA GSD cahmpionship contact me at kindevog@yahoo.com You may also contact me about catalog advertising

The dates are november 4-8 the place is Davenport Iowa

Heres the website

http://2009usagsdnationalchampionship.com/

Hopefully some of this information helps if you know anyone in a simular sitiation

Jeff

One thing that came to my mind lately was how they calculate the Calorie intake for corn and nuts.    I mean the side of the container says 120 calories per serving, but half the serving ends up in the toilet.  Does that mean that I can eat twice the suggested serving size and still be withing the calories stated?

Just curious.  I'm on a diet, ya know?

How 'bout if you eat a tootsie roll - suck the juice out of it and throw the taffy in the garbage - do you stil get the carbs?

I'm so bored I responded to the shoe thread.
It just stopped raining so maybe the worm will turn.
Nothing like muddy dogs to make a day go smoothly.
Where's Ronnie with another great big butt picture when you need one?

I can definitely see the boredom here...

If you're really bored, I have half an acre of lawn that needs mowed...I've got an old (20 years old, in a few months) gas push mower, and five gallons of gas for it...The temps are only in the high 90's today...Lots of sun tea, but not until the job's done...

Oh, I forgot...There's poop duty, before it can be cut!

Is the heat the reason you're so bored, Jeff?  If so, maybe a cooler username?

Regardless, I love some of the stuff you write when you're bored...Things I never thought of!

Crys

And you are the Light, by which I see.
The Sun that brightens and warms our lives.
The Butt Meister !!!!!
Thanks for the smile Ronnie.