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by Two Moons on 13 July 2009 - 15:07

My bitch Maddy has been coming into season for the last week or so and I have been playing revolving door with her and my male keeping them apart.
This morning I was awoken to the sound of a mournful serenade of AAAWWWHHOOOOOOOO for the better part of twenty minutes.
He truly sounds like he is in pain.
I wish he could just take a magazine into the bathroom and get it out of his system for a while.
Do they make inflatable's for dogs?

LOL.... hey its a Monday.

by Bob McKown on 13 July 2009 - 16:07

Sorry moons:

You know how to get a dog to stop humping your leg?...Blow him.

by Two Moons on 13 July 2009 - 19:07

No Bob,
Not gonna blow the dog.
Might put a boot up his ass, but no blowing..
Creeps me out.
He doesn't hunch, only sings.

LOL........Bob.

by Sunsilver on 13 July 2009 - 19:07

Well, Moons, you DID ask....

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php

I'm not sure if the site is for real, or a spoof. When I tried investigating, my interenet connection threw me off the site.
This is one of those times where I think it must have more sense than I do....

by DebiSue on 13 July 2009 - 20:07

Moons,

You should just go sit with him and join in the serenade. Have a drink or two and howl along. Too funny. While Echo was in heat one of the neighbors dogs howled alot.

Deb

by raymond on 13 July 2009 - 20:07

Come on Moons :give us a treat!! Get your mp3 player and set it on record! A double shot of bourbon and a few beers and sit down with your boy and record you guy singing the blues WAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OOOOOOO ! She Loves You WAAoooooooo oooooooo ooooooooo She Loves You Waooooooo ooooooo ooooooo! And with a love like that you know you can not go wrong WaaaaOOOOOOO

by Bob McKown on 13 July 2009 - 20:07

Moons:

My birthday was June 5th and a couple of the lovley ladies I train with bought me a lavender boa,lavender thong, and a blow up daisy duke doll I can ship it to you if it helps? (the doll that is)

by DebiSue on 13 July 2009 - 23:07

Sunsilver,

Too funny on the website but it looks legit. It is not a blow up dog doll but a sturdy dummy that just may do the trick.
I don't know how much it is since I couldn't actually access the site, but I did see the picture. ROFLMAO funny!

Deb

by Two Moons on 13 July 2009 - 23:07

I wanna see if it comes in a larger model.

Thanks Sunsilver....:)

by Two Moons on 13 July 2009 - 23:07

I'm not in the mood for a sing along at the crack of dawn.
I am not one of those morning people.
I'm more likely to throw something or heaven forbid fire a round out the bedroom window.
If I ain't gettin none he sure as hell isn't.
Ya don't hear me AAAWWWWHHHHOOOOOing.
He can just learn to abuse himself in silence.......

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