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by habanaro on 04 July 2009 - 04:07
You know the fourth of July is just around the coroner. I know several of you are planning on altering your personal aesthetic qualities. Yes some will burn their eyebrows off with the gas grill and others will tattoo themselves with sparklers or bottle rockets. While this sounds fun.... if you really want to leave a permanent mark try leaving one in the German shepherd community by sponsoring a trophy . The mark you leave wont be as obvious as when you report to work Monday looking like "Henry" the cartoon character (NO EYEBROWS) it will still be appreciated by many.
Here are some trophy sponsorship facts
Sponsoring a trophy is better than impetigo
Sponsoring a trophy will not adversely affect diverticulitis
Sponsoring a trophy will not adversely effect your warranty on your 2007 or newer vehicle
Sponsoring a trophy in general will be generally be looked on more favorably by young women than a bad toupee.
The 2009 USA GSD championship Will be adding the the IPO-FH which quite possibly is the most difficult test of tracking you have ever exposed yourself to. (please don't expose yourself at our trial) The IPO FH consist of two FH 2 tracks. It is the first time ever offered at the United Schutzhund Clubs of America's GSD nationals.
We have an inedible stadium that normally handles minor league baseball games. You can look at the scenic Mississippi river during breaks. Sadly in November there will be a decrease is both Asian carp activity as well as boaters so you may not be able to see drunk people getting hit by fish. BUT there are plenty of other activities available in the quad cities..
http://2009usagsdnationalchampionship.com/
if you have any questions contact me here
kindevog@yahoo.com
Jeff
Here are some trophy sponsorship facts
Sponsoring a trophy is better than impetigo
Sponsoring a trophy will not adversely affect diverticulitis
Sponsoring a trophy will not adversely effect your warranty on your 2007 or newer vehicle
Sponsoring a trophy in general will be generally be looked on more favorably by young women than a bad toupee.
The 2009 USA GSD championship Will be adding the the IPO-FH which quite possibly is the most difficult test of tracking you have ever exposed yourself to. (please don't expose yourself at our trial) The IPO FH consist of two FH 2 tracks. It is the first time ever offered at the United Schutzhund Clubs of America's GSD nationals.
We have an inedible stadium that normally handles minor league baseball games. You can look at the scenic Mississippi river during breaks. Sadly in November there will be a decrease is both Asian carp activity as well as boaters so you may not be able to see drunk people getting hit by fish. BUT there are plenty of other activities available in the quad cities..
http://2009usagsdnationalchampionship.com/
if you have any questions contact me here
kindevog@yahoo.com
Jeff
by animules on 04 July 2009 - 14:07
bump!
by habanaro on 04 July 2009 - 20:07
Have a happy fourth
I forgot to buy fireworks so I'm gonna light a couch on fire and throw molotov coctails at a garden gnomes
I forgot to buy fireworks so I'm gonna light a couch on fire and throw molotov coctails at a garden gnomes
by Red Sable on 04 July 2009 - 21:07
Happy fourth neighbours!
by habanaro on 06 July 2009 - 00:07
Just as a poit of interest if you ever have access to a high powered megaphone sneak up behind People and randomly annouce things...
Neighbor kid was lighting bottle rockets and I announced a flashing blue light special from the dense brush near the edge of my property...about 15=20 feet away from him he may still be running
Making my wife cringe since 1995
Jeff
Neighbor kid was lighting bottle rockets and I announced a flashing blue light special from the dense brush near the edge of my property...about 15=20 feet away from him he may still be running
Making my wife cringe since 1995
Jeff
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