OK...WTF IS GOING ON WITH DINKIE? - Page 1

SINCE DINKIE WAS A TEENIE TINY BABY HE HAS LOVED TO RIDE IN MY PICK UP BED.  WELL FOR YEARS HE HAS ENJOYED HIS RIDES. HE GOES EVERYWHERE WITH ME. LAST SATURDAY ME AND DINKIE GO THRU THE DRIVE THRU WINDOW AT LITTLE ERNIES BBQ. IM GIVING THE LITTLE BEAUTY WORKING THE WINDOW MY ORDER WHEN I SEE IN MY REAR VIEW MIRROR THAT DINKIE IS TAKING A HUGE STEAMY DUMP.  THE STENCH WAS WHIFFING ITS WAY TO THE WINDOW AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE IT RUINED THE LINE I WAS GIVING THIS BABE. WE PICKED UP OUR ORDER AND WE WENT HOME AND I HOSED OUT THE BED. I THOUGHT MAYBE DINK WAS A LITTLE SICK. SUNDAY MORNING WE PLAYED SOME AND I SAW HE HAD CLEANED OUT AND IT WAS HIS USUAL DAIRY QUEEN SWIRL. SINCE PUPPYHOOD DINKY HAS ALWAYS HAD TRADEMARK STOOLS WITH THE PERFECT DAIRY QUEEN SWIRL. MIND YOU THIS IS DONE WITH A SOLID STOOL. NEW EMPLOYEES OF DQ SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO COME OVER AND STUDY DINKIES TECHNIQUE TO ACHIEVE THE PERFECT SWIRL. ANYWAY WE HEAD OVER TO BABY RAYS HOUSE OF DONUTS I GET OUT OF THE TRUCK.  I SMELL A TERRIBLE STENCH.  I LOOK IN THE BED AND YEP DINKIE HAS PRODUCED A MASTERPIECE. I GET MY DOZEN GLAZED AND WE HEAD BACK HOME. DINKIE WAS SURE TO WALK IN HIS ART WORK AND MADE MY TRUCK BED A MESS OF POOP.  TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT EVERY DAY SO FAR WHEN I TAKE HIM FOR A RIDE HE PINCHES A LOAF OF PERFECT STEAMING DQ POO.  EVEN IF HE HAS JUST CLEANED OUT HE STILL COPS A HUGE SQUAT IN THE BED OF MY PU. WTF IS GOING ON?

Isn't it obvious?  He wants some ice cream.

RFS

Personally I think that Dinkie is fed up with the boring paint job of your truck bed and he is working his way up to fingerpainting a masterpiece.

Be sure to get pictures and then sell it on e-bay for an insane amount of money.  You can get extra if Dinkie paints the likeness of the Virgin Mary in your truck bed.

Is this a real pickup, or did you chop top the vega?

RFS

I think Dinkie is telling you that he no longer wants to ride with you in your Pick Up Bed, Leave him at home for a while and then try again in a couple of weeks and see if he drops a trademark then
Steve

He's tired of that old truck and wants you to visit the dealership for one of those new truck going out of business sales.
His pride is at stake.

I believe that as a pup he was tramatized by seeing his mother and father having sex so each time you put on the ricko swavay moves at the drive thru it brings up supressed feelings or a edipus complex. My professional opinion is he needs laid or you need better pickup lines? I see millions in thearapy in dinkies future.

Oh by the way I,ll never be able to eat a ice cream cone again at DQ 

He's tired of being treated like a second class citizen. He wants to ride up front - and inside - with you, not stuck in the back at the mercy of the elements. The solution might be to have Dinkie drive for a while, and you travel in the back - see if that improves his mood.

Or just buy him a butt plug and let him explode.