O/T.....SITASMOM AND TIMMY HELSER - Page 1

Sitasmom was determined to keep the ranch, but
she had spent so much time writting posts against
Obama and the left it was slipping away.
 She decided to place an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was Timmy Helser, and the other a drunk. She
thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she
decided to hire Helser, figuring it would be safer to have him around
the house than the drunk. Helser, proved to be a hard worker who put in
long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, Sitasmom said to Helser, “You have
done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into
town and kick up your heels.”
Helser readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return.

Two o’clock and no Helser.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he
found Sitasmom sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called Helser over to her.

““Unbutton my blouse and take it off,” she said. Trembling, he did as she
directed.

““Now take off my boots.” He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

““Now take off my socks.” He removed each gently and placed them neatly
by her boots.

““Now take off my skirt.” He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching
her eyes in the fire light.

““Now take off my bra.” Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was
told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at Helser and said, “If you ever wear my clothes into town
again, you’re fired.”

cute............


Ronnie, do you like little boys too?

I think we need a signal code other that OT/RONNIRONCO to mark things that are liable to be mouthful-of-coffee vs keyboard  unfriendly in future.

when ever I see that name (ronnironco) I clear all spillables off my desk and let nothing enter my mouth untill I read the post. You never know when you will choke on coffee or donut

I've read that joke before, but Ronnie definitely put a new spin on it...

Why Sitasmom, Ronnie?  Just curious.

Crys

LoL! And thanks to Sitasmom for having a good sense of humor. :-) Those are becoming rare these days. Theresa

One day, Yellowrose, walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

On the first Friday, Yellowrose asks, "How many grains of sand are in the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer.

The following Friday, Yellowrose asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Timmy Helser decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend.

So Thursday night, Timmy takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when Yellowrose says, "Here's this week's question," Timmy empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing. 

Yellowrose says, " Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?"

Immediately, little Timmy stands up and says, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday.