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by btank on 05 April 2009 - 21:04
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
bulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
WHY WE HAVE PETS
They help out around the house...
They protect our children...
They look out for the smaller ones...
They show us how to relax...
They "converse" with each other.
They help you when you're down...
They are great at decorating for the Holidays.
They have "great" expectations.
They are happy to "test" the water.
They love their "teddies"
They know who's "BOSS.
AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!
by luvdemdogs on 05 April 2009 - 21:04
by jc.carroll on 05 April 2009 - 22:04
LOL x2
Pets are certainly a trip sometimes. Our macaw looked at the JRT, said "hello, little dog" then proceded to chase him around the living room a few times. The expression on the terrier's face was priceless.
by Kalibeck on 05 April 2009 - 22:04
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