just for laughs continued - Page 1

A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.
So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches
masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his
wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

You have to watch this video it's off the wall funny..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2jd5RZjUeg&feature=PlayList&p=E2B030B1FE398216&playnext=1&index=28

Police get punked by K-9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFdmev9GX0k&feature=related

O.K I hope this works I thought this was pretty funny!!
http://www.guba.com/watch/2000903121

A young man goes to visit his elderly grandfather in the country,  The grandfather lives alone except for his old German Shepherd dog.

The grandfather is very happy so see his grandson and offeres him lunch right away.  The grandon accepts and the old man goes out to the kitchen to prepare the meal, the dog follows.

He soon comes back with sandwiches and potato salad.
 The grandon looks at the plate and notices some dried food on it.

"Grandpa, looks like you may need some help with the dishes, let me help you wash these"
"Nope" says grandpa, " they are as clean as coldwater can get them, and you are a guest"

The grandson knows it is hopeless to argue the fact and they spend the rest of the evening enjoying each others company.

The next morning, Grandpa fixes bacon and eggs, the plates again are not really clean.

"Please Gramps, let me wash these up for you"
'Nope, you are a guest and these are as clean as coldwater can get them"

Luch time comes around and the grandson decieds he cannot eat another meal off those plates so he tells his grandpa he is treating him to lunch and they will go look for a new hot water heater.  They discuss where they will go and the grandson gets up and attempts to walk to the front door.

The old dog stops him with a firm growl.

"Grandpa, your dog won't let me get out the door"

and Grandpa says...................

ready

this is good!

"COLDWATER, you go lay down and let that boy out."

You's guys are funny! Now you have to check this one out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3wficiHwTk&feature=related

Catch a drunk driver

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read:
"Purebred Police Dog $25."

Thinking that to be a great bargain, she called and ordered
the dog to be delivered.

The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the
mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen.

In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad,
"How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?"

"Don't let his looks deceive you, ma'am," the man replied,
"He's in the Secret Service."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D9zw0M0YCk&feature=related

Okay done for today got to go to work.. Later

must have been a malinois!