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by Shepherd Woman on 22 January 2009 - 12:01
Hope your day is better than these...
Have Things Got You Down?
Well Then, Consider These News Items . . .
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the
clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday housekeeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of these most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view of everyone, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up until that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Are You OK Now? - No?
by Mum of Zoe on 22 January 2009 - 12:01
by Shepherd Woman on 22 January 2009 - 15:01
by Davren on 22 January 2009 - 15:01
by cindygfromb on 22 January 2009 - 16:01
it keeps things in perspective doesn't it..........
have a great day everyone
by Shepherd Woman on 22 January 2009 - 17:01
by dogshome9 on 23 January 2009 - 00:01
Very funny, I'll have to share that one.
Good Luck with your new puppy : We will need photos of course.
by Davren on 23 January 2009 - 13:01
How exciting about your new pup! Post pictures when he arrives. Where is your pup coming from? I hope your pup is not flying on Delta! It has been a nightmare experience for me and I still do not have my boy. It's quite frustrating.
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