AWDF and valentines day... a reminder - Page 1

Guys... Valentines day is just around the coroner.  Which is exactly where you be if you screw it up again this year.  At the coroner.  I know your purchase of various lummoxia (things that a lummox would buy) are well intentioned.  And yes there are some women who would probably be thrilled to get that shiny new Lincoln MiG welder, but,  your wife probably is not one of them.   I know that most guys want to reserve flowers for when they do things like getting caught washing dishes with the  pressure washer ( which incidentally works extremely well for the most stubborn baked on  foods just keep the spray away from the handles.  My 8hp Honda took the handle completely off a faberware pan... Must have been defective). If you are a purist like myself you want to reserve jewelry for when you do stuff worse than that.  (my wife has lots of jewelry..   So knowing most of you guys are my friends out here and KNOWING that some of you are much worse than me.  There is a high probability that you will be in trouble this year.   When you sponsor a trophy for the AWDF you are supporting the working dog movement in the US.  The money not only goes for the cost of the trophy but furthering the AWDF mission of keeping our working dogs just that.. Working dogs as well as helping in the fight against BSL   So sponsor a trophy before she takes the checkbook from you.  ... Or worse.     Jeff G.   http://www.2009awdf.com/trophydonations.html   you can contact me at kindevog@yahoo.com      

hahaha, you so funny!  On the other hand, if my hubby were to step forward and offer to sponsor a trophy  it would go a long way to smoothing over at least all of his most  recent boner guy moves. (bump)

I thought that was your girlfriend on your avatar

THATS JUST MY BOOTY CALL.

Sueincc, Uh, did you *really* mean to say that?? LOL Btw-- High Scoring Female handler is available. I am sponsoring High Scoring Bitch already (as usual). Remember, one is for the canine, ya know!! :-)

Hi Score female is not available, Sue and I are co-sponsering it. 

Yeah, I think it would be so cool if Peter stepped forward of his own accord and offered to sponsor a trophy rather than me just taking his money and spending it for him!  Maybe if I told him there was a trophy for DAL (Dead Ass Last).  

Ronnie ..While I might not be the best canidate to help you find a girlfreind.  I am at an age and physical condition that as the kids say "my milkshake don't bring anything to the yard" But I have invested a good deal of money in tequilla , cigars and milk duds to look like this.

Anyhow if you sponsor a trophy you will recieve a great deal of dank fuzbox voodoo karma.

But I would be glad ro share a few dating tips to assist you.

1) date really short women that way you can fit more crates inside your vehicle and you wont have to worry about her running away with some dude on a roller coaster

2)  when going out on a fisrt date never bring coupons

3) when trying to impress your date with your car do not borrow it from work especially if work for a funeral parlor, septic service, or landfill even if the vehicle costs more than a lexus.

Hope this helps

Jeff