The smells of Christmas - Page 1

As I sit here watching the usual Christmas movies,  sipping my vodka and NeoCitron (tis the season), I am overcome by the foul stench eminating from one of the two beasts asleep at my feet.  I have yet to determine who is the guilty party, but whichever one it is, his insides must be rotting because I can smell him through my stuffed up nose (hence the NeoCitron).  Since both are sleeping soundly, I guess I'm the only one experiencing any form of discomfort.

As they both sleep in my bedroom, I am also having flashbacks to a previous gassy night when the stench was so bad I woke up thinking someone had an accident on the carpet. I would love to be spared another night like that. Thank goodness, nights like this are very infrequent!

So in the spirit of Christmas, has anyone discovered some super trick, home remedy, chant or incantation that works to cut the gas, so to speak. I'm not holding out much hope, but hey, everyone deserves a Christmas miracle

Karen

I have lots of suggestions.  Skip a meal or two (both dogs) and let their systems clear out.  Try food that is less rich in fat and/or protein or has fewer carbohydrates (it could be any one of them causing it). Add digestive enzymes and pro-biotics to their food. Give a little unflavored, unsweetened yogurt (or vanilla flavor sweetened with honey or sugar if you can't find plain.) Feed less.  Give some Gas-X.  Be thankful your nose is stuffed up so you aren't getting the full effect. lol.  That was the shotgun "spray and pray" answer. One of them should work.

I had a couple of nights recently when the dogs just about peeled the paint off the bedroom walls with their farts. About that same time, I realized they were snacking on frozen poopsicles in the dog yard.

I went out there with my trusty spade and a plastic bag, and did a cleanup. No more gas, no more stink!

See if you can figure out what they've been eating that's causing the problem, and eliminate it from their diet!

Try using some Subtle Butt flatulence pads with activated carbon. Makes a great Christmas stocking stuffer.