OT - Christmas Songs for the Psychiatrically Challenged - Page 1

Schizophrenia – Do you hear what I hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder – We three kings disoriented are

Amnesia – I don’t know if I’ll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic – Hark, the herald angels sing about me

Manic Depressive – Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . . aw, who cares anymore

Paranoid – Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of you roasting on an open fire

Personality Disorder – You better watch out, I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna pout, maybe I’ll tell you why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .

Agoraphobia – I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn’t leave my house

Senile Dementia – Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house

Social Anxiety Disorder – Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate

ADHD – Santa Claus is coming to... Oh look! A pony!t me." *snicker*