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by badgsd on 16 October 2008 - 15:10
This man wanted to buy a good stud dog. He heard of this guy who had a dog for sale, so he went to check it out. They get the dog out of the kennels and the owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!"
The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks once. The man asked the owner "What does that mean?"
The owner says "Well, he barked once, that means we have one bitch in heat."
The guy says "OK, let's see it again."
The owner snaps his fingers and says "GO!" The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks twice.
The guy asks "OK, what does that mean?"
The owner says "Well, he barked twice, that means we have two bitches in heat."
The guy says wow !"OK, one more time and he's sold." The owner snaps his fingers, the dog takes off, comes back waving a stick in his mouth and starts to hump his owners leg.
The guy says "WHAT! does that mean?
The owner says "Well, that means he just saw more fuckable' bitches than you can shake a stick at!"
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