Have an AWDF holiday - Page 1

Hey kids   Christmas is repugnantly approaching and I bet that many of you are looking to me for guidance in selecting the most appropriate Christmas gift.   I saw a cellular phone commercial that says that your loved one would like the piece of mind of knowing where you are at so I got my wife a police scanner.  Not that I'm in trouble with the law but if she hears a fire call to our address then she knows I'm cooking dinner..   Did you know that if you serve Stoli and Miracle Whip in place of egg nog you will substantially reduce your food bill for your holiday festivities   Not all of us can be so lucky in having the ability to pick out the right gift.  If you buy the person clothes  they might have a different sense of style, and jewelry has like a major markup and if you think about it a diamond is very similar to much of the rocks that you find in CA 6 road gravel but with much better PR.. So what are you gonna do? Your kids already think that you are uncool and your spouse can provide references to collaborate that so what should you do?   Look to me for guidance... You will get in just as much trouble with your loved ones BUT now you will be part of a network.. a brotherhood if you will.. one that supports the working dog in America.  Yes we can hang out and discuss dog training because lets face it. Your dog is the only carbon based life form that appreciates you..   Sponsor an AWDF trophy for Christmas...It better than giving your wife plywood      

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Thanks for your time   Jeff Govednik