O/T I'm in trouble....Please Help... Nipple Problem - Page 1

This afternoon, my daughter and I, were throwing the softball back and forth in the living room.  My wife is always yelling at us, and forbids us to play catch in the house.  My daughter threw the ball off target and hit my wife's Neiman Marcus, Porcelain Elephant.  The elephant fell off the cabinet and it's trunk broke off.

I have some very strong Super Glue. I sat back a bit in my recliner, and placed the elephant on my chest. I tried to glue the trunk back on the elephant. I am shirtless. I didn't realize, that a glob of the glue had dropped on my nipple.

To make a long story short, the elephant's ear is glued solidly to my nipple. The elephant is valuable, so I dont want to break it off.  Does anyone know how I can possibly dissolve the glue and set my nipple free?

ROFLMAO!  Nipple-ectomy?

Did you use superglue?  If so you'll hate me.  LOL

Step1 - Clean up any glue that is still wet by blotting it with a white paper towel or terry cloth towel.

Step2 - Soak the object in warm soapy water if possible and try rubbing off as much as you can.

Step3 - Pour a little bit of acetone-base nail polish remover on a white terry cloth.

Step4 - Dab at the dried glue until it dissolves.

Step5 - Use extra fine sandpaper to remove dried glue from the surface of an object.

Step6 - Try a product called Goof-Off or Z-7 Debonder.

If it wasn't superglue and you have hair nipples you could always try shavi

I think everyone needs to say away from gluing things today... I would try the goo be gone, can get it a hardware store. Should be very funny with Ele attched while you go to get some. Or as another poster suggested, W-D40. I woud also suggest nail polish remover, but might damage paint on ELE.

I think on another thread today, someone stated this board can offer lots of laughs, tis one of those days!

Use mineral spirits or turpentine. Either should dissolve the glue straight away. Good luck explaining this to your wife.

To release the trunk from your nipple you really need some Acetone based nail varnish remover, and when you soak the bond things will dissolve.  Wash the affected area thoroughly after the bond has broken.

If you have no access to nail varnish remover, soak the affected skin in warm, soapy water. Slowly roll the skin to work the bond apart as the warm water soaks through. Continue doing this until the skin is free of glue.

Awwww, Hell!  Just rip it quick like you would do a bandaid!  Don't worry about the value of the Elephant, it's broken, you have already depreciated that as far as it can go!  Be like my hero Capt. Mike!  Just bite down on a sword and give it a quick jerk!  OH!  I would pay to see that too, break out the video camera!  LOL

Vickie

www.PowerHausKennels.com

Does anyone else ever watch that Gene Simmons show "Family Jewels"?  This is almost as good as when he super glued the vibrator to his hand. 

Abhay, are there  lots nipple hairs involved?  That's gonna hurt.

i bet right about now your wife is feeling so very proud of her choice in dh:))  sorry can't add to the advise already posted

Come on!!!  Just give'er a rip!!!  Let me hear ya scream!  LOL!  Be a man! Do it! Do it! Do it!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOLOLOLOLOL!!

I love Gene Simons family Jewels show but didn't see that one!!

Vickie

www.PowerHausKennels.com

Can you feel the love?  LOL

Not sure what the issue is but I can't edit my post and the last line didn't come out as typed.  Interesting that the sympathy expression didn't show up either.   It was typed.  Anyone else having trouble editing?

Seriously?  Gene Simmons glued a vibrator to their hand? Y'all have to be kidding.

Abhay, give it a rip.  It probably won't hurt (much) for long and you might end up getting a little sympathy out of it from your wife to counter you ruining the value of the elephant.

One.............Two..........PULL!