Naughtiest dog EVER! - Page 1

I laughed so hard today when I heard this story I just HAD to share it.

Allow me to set the backdrop- My fiancee gave his workingline male, 4 years old, to one of his sisters. He doesn't have time for the dog and she really wanted an adult that would be protective but safe with her small children.  The dog has been blissfully happy with them and we are pleased to see him really enjoy himself as an only dog.

Now, his sister let the dog out last night and he started to play with an old garden hose. She didn't mind, as she was intending to get rid of it shortly anyway. She went inside and after a while, her daughter, who was in the shower called, "MOM! There's no water coming out!" She checked, and sure enough, no water. She went and checked the kitchen sink, no water.  She glances up through the window to see her yard FLOODED under a good inch of water. The dog had COMPLETELY RIPPED THE ENTIRE SPIGOT FROM THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE AND WATER WAS RUSHING OUT!

This, of course, utterly delighted the dog, who was so excited, he grabbed a bush right by the broken spigot and ripped that out of the ground completely...which broke her cable line. That's right, no water, no cable, compliments of the dog.

She got a neighbor to help her turn the water off, did her best to hose off the muddy dog who, after destroying the bush, was tearing laps in the soaked yard. He went back in the house and promptly shook himself, deluging her newly painted walls, new furniture, and TV in wet, muddy, dog smelly water.  She was so shocked all she could do was stare at him. He suddenly realized the magnitude of what just happened, quietly slid behind the couch and laid down, where he remained in hiding for the rest of the evening.

** Disclaimer** before anyone starts preaching about training, believe me, you cannot say anything I haven't already told her. No playing with household items, no unsupervised time in which to get into things, perhaps utilizing some of the very good obedience training he has....you still have to admit that's DAMN funny!

Here's a picture of the perpetrator:

That is funny.. hehe..  Did they send the dog back?

No, she's actually laughing about it today. We did tell her he's not the kind of dog that makes great choices when left to his own devices.

thanks for sharing! angus has just managed to lay against the only spot on a wall where the paint was wet (cream against his long black hair), get paint on his ear (i still can't figure how he did that one) and he was a complete butt head in an obedience class we're taking. plus, someone has stolen my son's social security # and i have to go through a ton of "hoops" to get it resolved; so, reading about this boy and his "fun" made me laugh (not at your poor almost sis-in-law). thanks again for putting my life in perspective.

I needed a laugh today more than you can imagine. THANKS for that story, I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering!!

What a great dog story!  Thanks for the laughs. 

I have one who tore landscape timbers out of the ground and re-arranged my yard - dirt, plants and all. But it didn't compare to your perp!

I was in tears myself when I heard it. He truly earned the nicknames I gave him. His name is Azrael, but I always referred to him as "Spazrael" or "destructo-dog". He really has a good heart....just a big knucklehead! This is the same dog, when his "daddy" went away to army boot camp, entertained himself by removing every book off my bookshelf while I was at work , broke out of every crate I own, knocked a door frame out, snapped a leg off an end table simply by running over to his spot and throwing himself down, put holes in the drywall just by running into the wall, and broke a brand new TV by bodyslamming an entertainment center and sending it crashing it the floor.  We have 2 sets of stairs on our deck, do you think he used them? Nope, went flying off them every single time.  Bless his heart, at least you can say he absolutely loves life and he sure as hell has drive!

hell, if he's lived this long, he must have a extra hard working guardian angel!! again, thanks for putting my life in perspective..lol

That was funny. My boy Drago did something similar to that one night.  He was outside while I was doing a few things, and I guess his water dish was empty below it.  My dad came in my room and asked me if I left the water on outside because it had been running for about five minutes. Apparently Drago turned it himself.

What a sweet innocent face, dog's will be dog's..lol

How could you be angry with such a dog.