A friend sent me this...so true.... - Page 1

This is cute and true.

Thanks for sharing it's nice to know there are people out there who enjoy the being and Values of our 4 legged companions.

Brigitte

Lol thats so true. They forgot to add one more thing your grass would look as good as your neighbors hahaha :). And you would not feel like you need bigger car all the time. You favorite place to spend time would not be just a park when your dog can run freely around. And finally you could wear black cloths again hahaha :).

So very true!

I'd like to add: my socks would last longer! (Yes, I have a sock-eater in the house!  My rescue just carries them around in his mouth, but my young bitch with the omnivourous tendencies will eat them, and her toys, the rug, etc. etc.)

*hehe* Love it! A few I'd like to add:

"I wouldn't need to buy tennis balls by the dozen"..."My car windows would be free of nose-streaks"... " 'Pawprint' would no longer be classified as an interior design style"... "My furniture would not be at risk of have the corners rounded off by eager puppies"... "I could go out guilt-free without being haunted by the sad faces lined in the window, watching forlornly as I pull out of the driveway"... "I would no longer have to worry about a pocketful of treats going through the washing machine."

Wow, so true!  Or have neighbors who say with a sort of incredulous distain "Do you REALLY bring all of those dogs in at night?!!" as if I was committing some kind of health code violation by bringing my dogs inside at night to sleep.  And they reap the benefit, no barking at night.  Of course...the other neighbor's house might not have been burglarized if my dogs had been outside at night to bark at the B&E guys.  Come to think of it, both of my neighbors have been burglarized-- while I forget to lock the door sometimes...

Veronica

if i didn't have dogs i could go to the bathroom by myself. if i didn't have dogs i could shower without an audience.....

Lol,I agree with all of it,but I will add,wouldn't life be boring without it?

Thanks for sharing.  That is too cool.  Also I wouldn't have to spell cookie bone or chewy doie which is our word for rawhides.  As for living with 4 dogs and a cat my cousin constantly tells me : I can't believe you live with those big ole dogs in your house"....................I wouldn't have it any other way...............

I would not have a crate in my bedroom (an unusual decorating accent) and I would not awaken to "slobber kisses" when Daddy gets Radar up for his morning walk.  Can't imagine starting the day any other way!