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Two Moons

by Two Moons on 04 March 2008 - 02:03

Real ads forwarded e-mails, I'm sure you've gotten mass mailings and forwards before. These are a few.  This is what people do while they are at work...

   FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER

8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

   FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 Sneaky neighbor's dog

   FREE PUPPIES

Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

   FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG

Looks like a rat, Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.

Just thought I'd share, this is how people cope at work.


MI_GSD

by MI_GSD on 04 March 2008 - 02:03

I actually read a real one in my mom's newspaper that cracked me up.

":Two lost dogs, one Lab and one Beagle.  Large reward but you can keep the Beagle."


Two Moons

by Two Moons on 04 March 2008 - 02:03

Also,

Cow's For Sale, Never Been Bred,

Also one Gay Bull.

 FOR SALE BY OWNER:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica,45 volumes.

Excellent condition, $1000 or best offer, no longer needed.

Got married last month and husband knows everything.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.


Two Moons

by Two Moons on 04 March 2008 - 02:03

That ones good,  MI GSD.






 


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