St patricks day - Page 1

St. Patricks' day is fast approaching and I know if you are like me you are probably hoping you won't do anything stupid.  Here's a thought get drunk and sponsor a trophy!!  It is really safer than going out.  I don't know of anyone who ever got a sponsoring under the influence ticket.  (Although I heard about a dyslexic cop trying to give a guy an IUD) Do you really want to share a public bathroom with anyone who has consumed that much cabbage and beer. See if you stay home and get drunk with all the money you save on inflated drink prices and legal fees you can sponsor several trophies, even for different events.  If you stay home and get drunk only your family will be mad at you, rather than many of your friends and people you have never met.  Sure your family will still be mad at you and they would have gotten mad about something else so you are really only embracing the inevitable. Remember if you are extremely drunk and stupid you will create a family legend that your children will be able to pass down through many generations.       In Chicago they tell people they are dying the river green, but I really think it is really just the Des Plaines river backing up into the Chicago River and the mixture of pollutants reacting to give it that color. See by sponsoring a trophy you can be festive and less disgusting than the Chicago River.    There are still many trophies left .  If there is a trophy that you would like to add and sponsor such as "high scoring announcer" or "best handler toupee" let me know because as long as its not insulting or profane and your are willing to sponsor it I would be willing to add it.  I'm relatively sure that many of you will have better ideas than I.     Check out the website at www.freewebs.com/awdftrophy   Or e-mail me to learn more.at kindevog@yahoo.com   Jeff