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by Uglydog on 21 January 2008 - 16:01
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
by PowerHaus on 21 January 2008 - 21:01
All Roker-Today show
Colin, Oprah, dinner at my place! You want that chicken fried or baked?
by AKVeronica60 on 22 January 2008 - 06:01
Why did the chicken cross the road? Undoubtedly for some fowl reason. :-)
by Kaffirdog on 22 January 2008 - 09:01
Col Sanders - KFC
Have I missed one?
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