end of me story on t' CaptMike thread - Page 1

 Needless t' say, t' poo wave, though o' considerable force,was not so sufficient so as t' completely glance off t' toilet seat and deposit itself on t' walls, unlike what you would see when hittin' a puddle with a high-presaye water hose; even though you throw water at t' puddle, t' puddle gets moved and no water be port t' re-form a puddle. There was a significant amount o' poo remainin' on about one-third o' t' seat rim which me had now just collapsed upon.

 Now, aft t' t' vomit... Me bent over. Me was still sittin' on t' toilet, though. Therefore, bendin' over resulted in me placin' me head above me now slightly-opened legs, positioned in between me knees and waist. Also directly above me pants which were now pulled down t' a point just midway between me knees and me ankles. Oh, did me mention that me was wearin' not just pants, but sweat pants with elastic on t' ankles.    Me was now sittin' thar with me pants full o' vomit, me aft covered in poo that had bounced off t' toilet, spattered on three ceramic-tiled walls t' a height o' about five feet, and still had enough force t' come aft at me, coverin' t' aft o' me shirt with droplets liquid poo. All while thick poo was spread all over me ass in a rin' curiously in t' shape o' a toilet seat. And thar was no toilet paper.  nee me really go any further? t' make a long story short, lets just say me be 86'd from Wee Willys and t' grandma wont answer me calls AYE. At least me Sheppy lassy still loves me........

 

LOL!  I always love your stories...gross as this one is!  I do hope you are doing well, Capt' Mike!

Now, wonder what ever happened to Abay?

 

Vickie

www.PowerHausKennels.com

 

Got up this morning, took out the dog, and came back to find the Captain still alive and... you know the rest from his post.  Welcome back Cpat. Mike!  Don't stay gone too long at a time.  I know I can always use a light moment. I know that I appreciate some levity around here and you seem to always put a smile on my face. Thanks Capt.

                                                    Don D.