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Don DeLeon

by Don DeLeon on 16 January 2008 - 05:01

With all the seriousness related to some of the threads on the board, I was wondering what has become of Capt. Mike?  Given I don't search for all of those that have posted on every thread to see who has been hanging around here, but I enjoyed the easy going nature and craziness of the Capt's posts.  Am I missing something?

                  Don D.


Ryanhaus

by Ryanhaus on 16 January 2008 - 13:01

Yes, where has Capt. Mike been?

My fish were wondering......................

 

 


Shelley Strohl

by Shelley Strohl on 16 January 2008 - 15:01

I was wondering too. I hope he didn't end up the same place Nemo did.

SS


Don Corleone

by Don Corleone on 16 January 2008 - 15:01

Capt. Mike got a new job and has been too busy to post.  He is now working in Vegas at Tropical Isle.  Seems he was a lock for the job and they didn't have to provide a costume.


CaptMike

by CaptMike on 16 January 2008 - 15:01

Aye Ahoy! t' all t' good lasss and lads o' t' DB. These winter months be hard on t' Captain, with me gout and all. Me got a date last night with t' grandma o' t' lass who runs t' bait shop in town. Me took her to Wee Willys. It be Tuesday night, which means that macaroni and squid, was on t' all ye can eat hot bar, indeed t' only night o' t' week that it be served. Tuesday night be also kid's night at Wee Willys, complete with Hook t' Clown wanderin' from table t' table entertainin' t' little bastards. It may seem that t' events about t' be told have little connection t' those two circumstances, but all will be clear in a moment.  Me ate 5 plates of t'mac n squid and me felt a huge poo about to hit. Me run to the head.

 Me enters and looked down at t' floor and saw a pile o' vomit that had been previously expelled by one o' those little bastards attendin' sprogs night; it was mounded up in t' corner so me did not notice it when me had first walked into t' stall. Normally, me would not have been bothard by such a thin', but me had eaten so much and t' presaye upward was so intense, that me hit a rarely experienced gag reflex

 What happened next was so quick that t' exact sequence o' events be a bit fuzzy, but me will try t' reconstruct them as best me can. In that moment o' impendin' projectile vomitin', me attention was diverted from t' goin's-on at t' other end. T' put a freeze frame on t' situation, me was half crouched down t' t' toilet, pants pulled down t' me knees, with a load o' vomit comin' up me esophagus.  Now, most o' you know that vomitin' takes precedence over poo no matter what be about t' come slammin' out o' your ass. It be apparently an evolutionary thin' since pooing' will not send you t' Davy Jones' locker, but vomitin' takes a presence o' mind t' accomplish so that you do not aspirate any food into t' bronchial tubes and perhaps choke t' death. me attention was thus diverted.  

CaptMike

by CaptMike on 16 January 2008 - 15:01

an enormous plug o' Poo t' consistency o' thick mud with embedded pockets o' greasy liquid came flyin' out o' me ass. But remember, me was only half-way down on t' toilet at that moment. T' poo wave was o' such force and o' just such an angle in relation t' t' aft curve o' t' that it ricocheted off t' aft o' t' seat and slammed into t' wall at an angle o' incidence equal t' t' angle at which it initially hit t' . Then me sat down.


MI_GSD

by MI_GSD on 16 January 2008 - 15:01

LOL and there he is.  Just like a bad case of hemmorhoids....


Ryanhaus

by Ryanhaus on 16 January 2008 - 21:01

Aren't you glad you asked!!!


yellowrose of Texas

by yellowrose of Texas on 17 January 2008 - 06:01

yUKKKKKKKK





 

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