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by Rezkat5 on 08 January 2008 - 00:01
Well with all the crap that's seems to be going around here the past couple of days. Figured you all might want a happy thread. Since we have the ability to post pictures again, let's start a picture thread. How about any recent pictures of our dogs. I'm not picky!
Also, how's everyone's training going?
by Naya's Mom on 08 January 2008 - 00:01
Sorry Rezkat5,
No pictures, but I have good news, I finally got around to sending in Naya's OFA Heart Certification paper! Yahoo, the slacker finally gets off her butt! (I like to believe I just empowered slackers everywhere!) 
by gsdlvr2 on 08 January 2008 - 00:01
Here's a picture of my baby having some fun with a friend
by weberhaus on 08 January 2008 - 00:01
I dont have any pictures yet eather, 
. But as soon as i get articals down SCH1 here we come.....With both my girls...YAH.
OK i had my fun i will retreat to the shadows.
by venzosmom on 08 January 2008 - 00:01
heres my kids a x-mas
by ISAKennels on 08 January 2008 - 01:01
We do need a happy thread on here!
by ZVZW on 08 January 2008 - 01:01
Hope these help!
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
The Purina Diet
by Rezkat5 on 08 January 2008 - 02:01
Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for the puppies, Dallas and Smokey, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard! Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore!!!
by ZVZW on 08 January 2008 - 02:01
An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, Texas , when he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back.
After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines."
It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero: Risks His Life and Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.
The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan"
The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack
The young man said, "But I'm not an University of Texas fan"
The editor said, "OK, then it will read, "Rice Fan Saves Friend's Life."
Once again the young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Rice fan, either."
The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your favorite team?"
The kid replied with a big smile, "LSU"
The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS
by Shelley Strohl on 08 January 2008 - 02:01
For all the folks who hate my hat...
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