How To Discourage Church Solicitation... - Page 1

Trim your dog's nails before answering the door!! ROTFLMAO!!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html

ha, guess that'd work, since my dog barking his fool head off at them doesn't seem to!

and yes,  ROTFLMAO 

To funny.

I just tell them that I am busy in the backyard sacrificing a goat to Baal.

That was very funny and I think it fits real well into our current world of everyone trying to get people to attend church somewhere, but I have only one criticism of the article....

You never call people idiots and I think the author shows his ignorance to the correct way to write an article..

People will much rather hear from a view on this subject that doesnt use articles of poor taste.

When your parents corrected you as a child , did you turn around and call them an "  IDIOT

I would hope not....

Respect is not earned by using explicitives of that demure/

PSP-OTFLMAO!!!

My ex had his own unique way of dealing with them...if he saw them coming up the block, he'd strip & wrap a towel around himself, as if he had just gotten out of the shower, & when he'd  open the door, they'd reach a hand out to offer a friendly shake, he'd reach out his hand, and OOPS! the towel would drop and away they'd go, never to return. Funny how word would get around...and the local cops were his good buddies...so...and he was one of those guys that didn't 2 figs what anybody thought of him (much to my chagrin!) jo

NO ONE can come to my front door unexpected because my large front patio area is surrounded by a 6-foot privacy fence with gates that may only be opened from the inside.

The GSD's on the patio usually announce the arrival of a visitor. My friends tend to call me on their cell phones to advise me that they are waiting out front. I generally greet them after pressing the garage doo opener.

The mail, UPS, and Fed Ex carriers leave their parcels outside the front gate or place them over the fence. Usually, when I am away from home, I bring the dogs into the house. This way, it is impossible for anyone to enter the patio and ring the doorbell during my absence.

This foils the trick-or-treaters as well and keeps me from having to trip over dogs in order to answer the doorbell.

Yeah, a gated yard keeps those unwanted at bay....I like my locked gates......they work well to keep gsds from stripping people of their intentions....

they just keep on trucking  right down the road,.....leave pamphlets on gate,though...I use them for other purposes...