A NEW aproach at Shutshund !!!! - Page 1

hello,

We heer at Silent but Deadly (SBD) trainig senter are now into the Next BEST Thig !!  Shutzhund tranig BEaRS !!  I do not beleive that their is a dog worthy of shutzhund anymore .  I meet fewr andt fewer good Germin Shephets with the 80 purcent defense drive and 100 persent sivil drive that it takez to train them to be good protekshun dogs.  So, now I have obtained a good bear from the wild to show everyone what a true pretecshion dog can do; exksept this one is a BEAR !!!   We are going to take thim to Nashionals, and I am going to show yoo all what I can do.....   Yoo will be very sory for all the fun yoo have mad of me !!!  This ber is so much fun to work .  He absolutly loves the sleeve, and bites contrantly, and will not let go under any amont of agitayshun .  Hee is fast, too, and his pray drive is amaysing !!!  The other day he was out playing with my son and had his hole hed in his mouth.  I new he was only playing , tho.  He is a very good ber.  Very safe arounf children.  I just wish he woud eat my ex, !!!  I cant weit to see your faces at Nashunals next year !!!  I am the master trainr , and you will see for yorselfs !!!

Timithy Hellser a USA Member and
austin texas Hellser a USA Member
SbD K-9 Training Center
Zwinger Von Der Shisser ( A USA Registered Kennel )
867-5309

siiighhhh.... Warhol had it right, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.  Time is up on Mr. Helser.

Time's up on who?

Silent But Deadly (SBD)   Sounds like someone has GAS!!!!!!   (Sorry)

Oy vey.  Some people have waaaay too much time on their hands. 

Got me curious though what this guy has done that is so evil.  He's apparently pissed off a few people bad enough to go out of their way to mock him. 

Kinda makes me curious to go look him up just to see what the fuss is all about.  LOL

Now that is just FUNNY!

I thought the photoshopping was what made it funnier. I laugh every time I look at it. Love the scarf, nice touch.

The pic on the right I found surfing on the web; the left one I photoshopped and I really didn't care to do a very good job.  I did a fast job, just wanted to keep it looking more like the huge joke that it is.  Goldenelk - you get 1 out of 10 stars for sense of humor.  So you can take both your "Weak dude" & "suck donkey balls" and swallow hard!!!   I wasn't trying to impress you!!!

Anyways, SCHBABE - this guy has screwed over soooooo many people it isn't even funny.  I have plenty of people for you to talk to if you really want to know anything about this guy & his shady deals.   The fact that he has mulitiple felonies & animal abuse violations on his police record is enough to motivate me!!!!  This guy needs to be shut down!!!!

Thank you 4pack.  I made this to amuse those of us who know this guy's BS, and also made it to *hopefully* warn anyone who might be vulnerable enough to fall into his trap if they aren't on guard.  The guy prowls this site, even if you don't see him posting to threads, he is still here.  He picks up on people all the time on here; that's how he got a hold of Agarzpohrnici, that lady who posted after being "invited" out to his SchH club, wherever it is.  That's how he got a hold of me, to be able to take me for a ride & scam me.  I don't want to see it happen AGAIN!!!

Yes I thought as much. Maybe we can make it a memorial...let's all remember! LOL  May we never forget or let out guard down.

Poor Agar I feel bad not catching what happened before it was too late.