If YOU were a German Shepherd Dog...... - Page 1

Things have been a little tense around here lately, so I thought I'd try to lighten it up...('tho maybe we have temperment issues her??? That's what made me think of this!!)  SO...in an effort to get to know each other better, in a non-threatening situation...describe yourself in GSD terms. I'll start....Red sable with kinda washed out color, a little sharp, hips noch zuglassen(did I spell that right?)high ball drive, high food drive, low play drive, spayed,(TMI!) good work ethic, good attention to task, hmmmmmm, you get the idea.....jo

hahaha if I was a GSD someone would have me put to sleep due to aggression and bad temperment, lmao :-)

Independent, Sharp, Aloof,Courage pronounced, Does not out in public places,  Medium large, Large Bone, Masculine Features, Neutered, Progeny showing good potential, and a bit Animal Agressive to Maligators.

Oh, and I am available for stud service.

DC:  You are available for stud service and yet you are neutered?

Too funny.

But Don..."your neutored"!

Reddish brown coat (with some help), small in statue, medium bone, a tich overweight , easy going laid back temperment, social, loyal, can be defensive when provoked.

Show line and working line cross.  Protection trained but only outs when the handler is female, good temperment and excellent (except for the large tail) confirmation.  Strong erect ears, larger than standard tail, eye too light (blue), flat backed, hips and elbows excellent.  Backs down from nothing and is dogged when I get my teeth into something.  Relunctant to let go, until I am sure that "you got the message".  Silver back with sparse undercoat.  Intact but retired from stud service, however, still goes nuts when there is a female in heat around.  Progeny showing well (except for my youngest who is not taking to obedience training well).

Not VA, but could place about V73.  Not BSP winner but could be in the top twenty.

Has a nose for trouble and will stick it right in their until it gets bit off.

Loyal as all get out.

Pee's a lot, and has marked every bush and tree on this ten acre home, and marked them high up (It's a stud thing).

I like my belly rubbed.  When that happens, my right leg starts jerking like I am scratching, if you hit the right spot.

Likes to lounge on the sofa.

Likes meat, a lot.

If I were a German Shepherd I would be a sable with slight angulation so I could keep my good looks and not look like the banana backs.I would hope to go to a top trainer like Funkman and hope I am not available at stud at Alabama K9 where I would be kept in old beat up Walmart -type dog runs all day and available at stud for a mere $2,000. I would also hope Funkman would take me to the local Sieger Show were I could see Brittany and bite her in her hairy butt.

Large for a female, aggressive, touch of nerve, lots of fight. Great pigment, eyes, shiny coat, reddish brown with dark markings. Very nice top line. Unfortunately, moderately Dysplastic, just starting to slow down, can still do the work though. Loyal to my pack, naturally suspicious of strangers. Loves  other dogs and most kids. Only had 1 successful litter, lost 4 pups after that, not bred again. Progeny is an improvement on moms structure, not sure about puppy temperament yet. Some training issues with pup, can be hard to handle. In the right hands progeny will be the best you can find. In my contract, no breeding of progeny until all titles are accomplished! This is non-negotiable.

It's a shame better studs were not used on this female!

Why do you guys have to be player haters?  Just because a dog is fixed, doesn't mean he can't have some fun.