Humor: City of Fort Lauderdale has too much money - Page 1

This is what happens when a city has to much money..

I nearly pissed in my pants while reading this article.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-ctoilet07jun08,0,126859.story

Don't they have some homeless people in the area that they could feed instead?

Just when you thought the world couldn't possibly get any whackier!

I'm getting a bad visual. Your sitting there, sick as a dog, (no pun intended). This things hands you much too little TP and then as you are wondering what on Gods green earth you are going to do ,it tells you to hury the hell up and while your pants are still dropped the doors fly open. Do you ask the crowd for more TP? LOL No thank you very much I'll stick with a bush or tree in the woods.

Plays music....I'm still rolling!

4Pack,

Or better yet.. if you refuse to leave...( for obvious reason) the cops will come and then you'd have to explain in front of the police officers (and to the crowd) the reasoning why you're taking so long to get out of the restroom... I can see it now LOL

See my thread on any that says after we let the govern ment in our homes, if we vote the Bill for them to stop Puppymills, we will be required to put toilets in our homes with a coin slot and we will be charged everytime we potty....I am not joking    and have said this for years, before I die , I will see this.....in my lifetime        watch who you vote for    Read the new book by   The Extreme Makeover of Hilliary Rodem Clinton by Babe  B_______  forgot her last name at this time

Well this is funny but I have seen funnier. In Richmond, Melbourne, Australia. This place takes 5 minute from dead centre Melbourne. The Council built an electric toilet block that wasn't as fancy as the one in this thread, played music, automatic water, only one toilet in this block which was free to use...... if you could get to it. A "lady of the night" took over the tenancy of this particular toilet to use it as a hotel room for her clients, day and night!!! Now I understand why they have a time limit, so she could charge accordingly. LMAO.

"The automated public restroom's door flies open after a set number of minutes. Again, the timing isn't up to you; that's a call your elected city commissioners will make. But it warns you, first: "You have exceeded your time limit. Please leave immediately."

And just what if I'm in the middle of a really good Reader's Digest article???

I wonder if the people who decide the time limit are the same people that decide what size an airplane seat in coach should be.

Funny

You have got to be kidding me! roflmao

I feel for the person that just ate a "shit load" (no pun intended) of chili dogs on a bad stomach!