GSD JOKE for Get A real Dog: - Page 1

This one always cracks me up:

http://www.justfurkids.com/dog_jokes.html

That was nice of you sueincc....but tonight, nothing will help.

Gard----Take one of your dogs and jog around the block until you want to drop from exhaustion.  Then have a glass of wine, lay down and try to sleep. Hope tomorrow is easier.

The owner of a bar had a bull terrier that he was very fond of. It served as the bar's mascot for many years.

Then, one night, a brawl broke out in the bar, and the dog was killed. Someone knifed the dog and cut off its tail.

After the intigators had been hauled off to jail, and the wounded taken to hospital, the owner was trying to clean up the mess when his dog's ghost appeared.

After he'd recovered from his initial startlement, the barkeep said, "Why, hello old chum! I wasn't expecting to see you again. Anything I can do for you?"

"Well, yes, as a matter of fact, there is," said the dog. "I need my tail back. You see, they won't let me into doggie heaven without it."

The bartender shook his head sadly "I'm very sorry old fellow, but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to retail spirits after 2 a.m."