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by Bob McKown on 04 March 2010 - 18:03
Held:
You crack me up, You run your mouth like a dime store Hooker at a half price sale. I,m figuring your expertise stops at your local pet supplies plus obedience class.
So your a seminar groupie! explains alot, You and your mini schnauzer(probably belongs to your aunt Susie) stand on the side lines with your pocket protector and your note pad waiting breathlessly anticipating that a presenter might sweat on you Thats a pretty picture.
Again it,s real easy to run your mouth behind a screen name and claim alot and prove nothing. but thats okay because thats what i,ve come to expect from a bullshit salesman such as your self and you always have a mouth full of samples.
I,l keep working my crappy dogs on shitty helpers doing terrible schutzhund routines and you keep inpressing us by showing your expertise on "REAL DOGS".
You crack me up, You run your mouth like a dime store Hooker at a half price sale. I,m figuring your expertise stops at your local pet supplies plus obedience class.
So your a seminar groupie! explains alot, You and your mini schnauzer(probably belongs to your aunt Susie) stand on the side lines with your pocket protector and your note pad waiting breathlessly anticipating that a presenter might sweat on you Thats a pretty picture.
Again it,s real easy to run your mouth behind a screen name and claim alot and prove nothing. but thats okay because thats what i,ve come to expect from a bullshit salesman such as your self and you always have a mouth full of samples.
I,l keep working my crappy dogs on shitty helpers doing terrible schutzhund routines and you keep inpressing us by showing your expertise on "REAL DOGS".
by ShelleyR on 04 March 2010 - 18:03
Remind me to ask some of the (numerous, national-level) helpers Onyx took down if the last thing they saw before they flew off their feet were his ears up... or down.
by Mystere on 04 March 2010 - 18:03
Shelley,
Onyx? Is that Irco, the black dog? That dog took down at least one helper per trial, and I saw him take down the helper on the escape (ass over teakettle!!), the back transport and courage test in Los Banos at the NA. Don't remember where his ears were, though.
Onyx? Is that Irco, the black dog? That dog took down at least one helper per trial, and I saw him take down the helper on the escape (ass over teakettle!!), the back transport and courage test in Los Banos at the NA. Don't remember where his ears were, though.
by OGBS on 04 March 2010 - 18:03
This may be the funniest thing that I have ever read!
Nice work Bob!
Made my day!
"That’s okay, because that’s what I’ve come to expect from a bullshit salesman such as yourself and you always have a mouth full of samples!"
Nice work Bob!
Made my day!
"That’s okay, because that’s what I’ve come to expect from a bullshit salesman such as yourself and you always have a mouth full of samples!"
by Held on 04 March 2010 - 18:03
I must say you guys are very entertaining and that is my primary reason for coming here on this board.Mission accompolished. Have a nice one.
by ShelleyR on 04 March 2010 - 18:03
Onyx was MY dog, SG Odin vom Hofgut Schick, SchH3, FH. You might remember him from helper try-outs at the North American in Portland... (Duffy Graham used him for try-outs, got a huge applause for the catch on the long bite) He didn't even have the SchH 1 yet that day...
Irco was Leon's dog, SG Irco vom schloss Birkenstein, SchH 3.
Both dogs took out way more than their fair share of helpers, EXACTLY the same way. They ran right through 'em; no left. no right. I wasn't "allowed" to enter my dog in Los Banos that year, lest Onyx steal some of Irco's thunder. He got a big hand in Albuquerque though. (below) :-) Gary Park is one of a few helpers the O-dog never took down, but the list of casualties on both sides of the pond (MMmmm! Lehrhelfer fur Frühstück!) was long and distinquished. Hee hee hee.
I wish I had some pix of him in the air. I always said a little prayer that he didn't break his damned neck before I sent him from the far end of the field.
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SS
PS- Bijou is almost the same dog Onyx was.
Irco was Leon's dog, SG Irco vom schloss Birkenstein, SchH 3.
Both dogs took out way more than their fair share of helpers, EXACTLY the same way. They ran right through 'em; no left. no right. I wasn't "allowed" to enter my dog in Los Banos that year, lest Onyx steal some of Irco's thunder. He got a big hand in Albuquerque though. (below) :-) Gary Park is one of a few helpers the O-dog never took down, but the list of casualties on both sides of the pond (MMmmm! Lehrhelfer fur Frühstück!) was long and distinquished. Hee hee hee.
I wish I had some pix of him in the air. I always said a little prayer that he didn't break his damned neck before I sent him from the far end of the field.
SS
PS- Bijou is almost the same dog Onyx was.
by Held on 04 March 2010 - 19:03
I find Bob's picture funnier than anything else today.Have a nice one.
by 4pack on 04 March 2010 - 19:03
Held I'm so glad to hear non of us need to fear your purchase or "free gift" of our dogs. I'm sure non of us would be willing to part with a single one anyway.
by Bob McKown on 04 March 2010 - 19:03
Yes I am a "sexy beast" in the words of Austin Powers
by Held on 04 March 2010 - 19:03
4Pack,just personal preference i happen to like strong confident dogs but i do not impose that on other people. You can like whatever.If you like weak dogs that is your buisness,not my place to tell you what you should like.just saying.And i am glad that you are not fearful for that was not my intention.Have a nice one.
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