O/T I'm in trouble....Please Help... Nipple Problem

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by JustLurkin on 29 August 2008 - 19:08

What are you bitching about? There are consequenses to misbehavior. You're very damn lucky she didn't run at you yelling, "MY ELEPHANT!" as she ripped it off the nip herself. (You do know that a few of us were hoping that video would show up on YouTube and would have hoped she'd have had the presence of mind to grab the camcorder before rescuing her elephant.)

Damn right you need to replace it. Your wife needs to be made whole again. Personal responsibility! The right >>>make that adult<<< thing to do! Set an example for your child, man!

by ocoey on 29 August 2008 - 19:08

Despite the fact that I am laughing so hard I'm crying I really do feel for you Abhay. Sounds to me like your wife knows you well enough to get her shots in while she can.

Please be sure to take care of the wound, an infection will only make it worse.

by beepy on 29 August 2008 - 19:08

Have you looked on ebay for one? An elephant that is, I dont think you can get a replacement nipple from there!

by yellowrose of Texas on 29 August 2008 - 21:08

Abhay: Maybe this could be the Next great Television show for all of us to watch...Surely , you could be a better producer than THE GREATEST AMERICAN DOG discussed on another thread...

Lets see What could you call your new show , ? What would really get everyones attention. DALLAS COWBOY FAN ENDURES ELEPHANT STOMP , APPLIES FOR DISABILITY AS HIS NIPPLE IS RIPPED AND CAN'T SUPPORT HIS WIFE .???? THINK THAT WOULD SELL???

COME ON AND THINK UP A TITLE FOR OUR FAMOUS ABHAY...ONLY HE COULD DO THIS. he could take pics of his gsd and have it barking at the elephant trunk stuck in position, oh my ...you would have to reglue it, to the other side , now for the real tv production and let your german shepherd get it off....???? lol