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HARD TO FIND BUT IF POSSIBLE GET A RAMBLER STATION WAGON. ITS A BOSS RIDE.

Funny stuff Jackie. I think YOU ought write the book. I can just SEE your and Carl's faces when that air sofa popped. He's got nerves of steel, but that probably surprised even him. His ancestors were probably rolling in the aisles.
ROTFLMAO

The 3-second rule does not apply here at Chez Strohl. No edible morsel lasts that long on our floors, if it manages to hit the floor in the first place. Amazing how fast a dog can move from feigned sleep on their bed across the room to swoop up a crumb of food before the other dog beats them to it. I think they can see right thorough their eyelids. Either that or their keen senses of smell and hearing sense the disturbed air as it falls from the fork.

There's stuff on the floor in Ole Red that even the dogs won't touch. Why just this morning I found that tunafish sandwich I took to the trial in Long Island a few months back... was it early September? ...untouched in its zip lock bag conveniently tucked inside one of my tracking boots. I wondered where that thing went.
EEeeuw!  GROSS!

I was talked into watching a Pit Dane once. It was nuts. It would be so excited to see me one minute and the next it would try to take my head off. Never could tell with that dog. After 2 weeks, and a dozen dead checkens I finally got someone else to take it away.  Crazy what people think they want in a dog.........

I worked on cleaning that run for an hour last night, latex gloves on, trying to separate the stuffing from the diahrrea all cemented to everything. I have an hour to go but I got so pissed off I quit for the night. My kennel is not set up for hosing down. It must be mopped like a kitchen floor. Put water down. Pick water up. The runs are 4-sided, placed about a foot away from the unfinished walls which must not get wet, so I will have to break down that run to get the stuffing and crap out from behind it. Of course all the poop and stuffing is dried to the floor back there now... What a freaking mess.
Next time my husband volunteers me to take care of a dog that belongs to a woman I never liked, who hasn't so much as waved to me on the street (or vice versa) for the whole 7-8 years I've lived here, with 30 min. advance notice, I'm going to douse the lights, barracade the doors, and choke him.

SS

Sorry Shelley but I wold mop it up with the husbands face. Wasn't this dog his idea and a freebie at that? Anywho, I'm off to training sick and all.

I don't think Mommy loves me anymore. :-(
[Sniff]



WHAT A FILTHY PIG

Thanks for mentioning it SB. If I was worried about my image I wouldn't have posted the photo, let alone made up the tunafish sandwich thing.
Messy office. CHECK.  Messy basement. CHECK. Messy van. UNchecked this morning.
You can eat off the floor in my kennel without worry for your health (except the one I mentioned yesterday ;-) and my stainless food and water buckets are washed & sanitized daily..
At least I have my priorities straight. LOL

Question for SB- Do you LOOK for people and threads to bash, come upon them randomly, or do you actually employ someone to research opportunities for you to chime in with insults here?
Just curious.

All the true Southern Belle's I know (and there are PLENTY of them in my family, myself not included)  were born knowing how to eat rude people such as yourself for breakfast, instinctively using the correct silver flatware for each course, discreetly depositing any gristle and pits in their linen napkins... all in the MOST charming, witty and polite fashion, of COURSE, to the amusement of all present at the time.
IMExp- Never cross a genuine Southern Belle. Its oft-times all over before "breakfast" ever knows its been wounded. Kinda like shooting ducks in a barrel.

Hee hee hee.
SS- only half Culpepper

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Why, Shelley... this God fearing Christian woman we know as SouthernBell, has a natural talent for being charming and complimentary............... are you new here? LOL
 
Old SB is just makin' the most of her "Christian sabbatical"... don't you go spoilin' her fun now!

Apparently I now have the misfortune to have attracted SB's attention... and vice versa.
Lucky me.
...and here I thought I'd been living so right lately.
No mattter how one tries to keep one's shoes clean around here, sooner or later ya always manage to get some poop on em somehow. .

Oh come one now Shelly. Dont have a meltdown. I like you I really do. Its just a factual observation. There are wrappers and garbage all over the van. Floors, dash, seats, etc. I see junk too. If there is one thing I have come to know is that you CAN judge a person by how clean their vehicle is. Mostly, if someone is too lazy to throw away a piece of trash, and just let it pile up in a vehicle, they are also like that with the inside & outside of their homes. They also tend to wear dirty clothes more freely out in public.
So dont be all butt hurt and offended hunny. If living like that didnt bother you to begin with, you wouldnt live like that. So, it shouldnt bother you now either. Relax, sit in the garbage truck and smell all of that wonderful garbage festering up! Its months of hard work on your part!

p.s. - do you neglect to pick up dog plop all over your yard as well?