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by Abhay on 28 August 2008 - 14:08
I want to thank you all so very much. So many good tips. I kept looking out the door, expecting to see one of the DB Gals here to try the Hot & Sweaty method, but alas no luck.
When my wife and daughter arrived home, lets just say, there was lots of glares, demeaning lectures, and I felt apprehensive, when she came at me with the Dremel in her hand. When she was working on me with the Dremel, the air around me, had the smell of Burberry Cologne, Fingernail polish remover, Varnish Remover, Turpentine, and Totino's Pizza Rolls.
When it was all over, I gave myself a 3cc injection of Pen G in my right but/hip and coated my poor, painful nip with bag balm. No shirts for a few days. My nip is a sight. Elephant RIP.
by beepy on 28 August 2008 - 15:08
At least you are free from the trunk and you have learnt a lesson - be very careful when using superglue especially when shirtless!
by Ninja181 on 28 August 2008 - 16:08
Just remember an Elephant never forgets! LMAO
by Two Moons on 29 August 2008 - 09:08
I hope you took at least one picture !!
by tigermouse on 29 August 2008 - 14:08
you gotta post pics LMFAO
I VOTE RIP then post video on you tube:)
by ocoey on 29 August 2008 - 15:08
LMAOFOTF...OMG that was funny.
Buying a replacement figurine would be a nice thing to do.....
by JustLurkin on 29 August 2008 - 16:08
And lest you think you are the only one -- be very glad that you weren't two kids playing with one of those stupid inflated vinyl kid's balls from K-Mart (way back when there was no Walmart or Toys-R-Us but they sell them too) AFTER being told no ball in the house.
We busted 8 Champaigne flutes and six Sherry's. All Waterford. Both treasured gifts.
Mom was NOT happy. Dad beat our backsides then got rid of every ball in the house.
by tigermouse on 29 August 2008 - 18:08
HOW MUCH!!!!!!!!
$975 surely a typo
buy her some flowers and use the puppydog look works every time plus it won't bankrupt you
by Abhay on 29 August 2008 - 18:08
I will not be replacing anything. She actually Dremeled into my flesh. Said she wanted to make certain no small particles were stuck to me. (Yea Right)! About 1/4 of my nipple is gone. What remains of my left nip, is an inflamed and swollen, tumor looking mess. When water hits my nip, I almost pass out. It will be winter, before I will be able to wear a shirt. How many people can actually say, they have seen their nipple smoking from being Dremeled?
by Two Moons on 29 August 2008 - 18:08
I have never seen a smoking nipple ever !!!
I don't understand how people can stand having them pierced, but people do pierce themselve's in some pretty sensitive place's.
Ouch !! You need some pain med's for sure.
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