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by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
The only thing that women can drive with no problems, is to drive their husbands crazy.
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
Why Arab husbands commit suicide
A Syrian, a Lebanese and a Jordanian were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Syrian said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Lebanese opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The Jordanian opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
Next day the Syrian man opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Lebanese opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Jordanian opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Syrian's wife is weeping. She says, " I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Lebanese' wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Jordanian's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."
A Syrian, a Lebanese and a Jordanian were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Syrian said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Lebanese opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too." The Jordanian opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
Next day the Syrian man opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Lebanese opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The Jordanian opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Syrian's wife is weeping. She says, " I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Lebanese' wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the Jordanian's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch."
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
Pls wait a moment, I ll open my Lunch Box.
If you do not hear from me anymore, so it is Beans (FOOL) sandwich again.
If you do not hear from me anymore, so it is Beans (FOOL) sandwich again.
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
I am praying it is not. Did you prepare it yourself?
Ibrahim
Ibrahim
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
Tarek,
Do you know the difference between Mother and Wife !!!!!!????????
Do you know the difference between Mother and Wife !!!!!!????????
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
Sorry can not reply to this one I am currently in the Toilet.
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
What is going on ?
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
Eat a FOOl sandwich & you know.
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
You are funny. What is the difference between Mother and Wife?
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
They both discipline us.
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