Has anyone seen Sponge (Shelley Strohl) Sexy Pants?" - Page 3

I'm snowed in. Dogs hollering in their boxes for me to hurry and shovel the 12" of snow so I can move the kennel run gates. Wet feet from snow going over the tops of my boots. Wet everywhere else from falling on the slick spots on the bank that goes up the the runs, cussing my head off everytime I go down on something hard, buried in the snow. By tonight I will look like a pinto pony head to toe.

The next person who tries to tell me they "love the 4 seasons" is getting my big flat shovel right over the head!

SS

Shelley, come visit Atlanta, we are having 70 degree weather today!

Shelley, you are just living too far north in PA. Here in the Harrisburg/York area we haven't  seen one snow flake and I hope it stays that way.

Blimey Shelley! such talk on t' DB! it be such that it melt me t' primal passion Aye!me thought ye be savin such talk for when we be alone, what a sultry little Vixen ye truly be AYE!

Thanx Kalibeck, that would explain some of Capt Mikes more bizzarre messages!

AYE!Jane me beauty Xanax be t' only way a Pirate can function in t'days crazy world. Me has me true love talkin' dirty t' me on t' DB so whats a poor lovesick Pirate t' do?

Xanax? Not for me. I LIKE bouncing off the walls!

I've seen people get pretty sloppy on diazapam-type meds, as prescribed meds go, perhaps Xanax on a temporary schedule for nerves or stress is better news than being diagnosed with some condition for which librium is indicated!

SS

Aye! Shelly ye Temptress like no other.Ye don't like t' take Xanax aye, ye just like t' tease a poor ol Pirate with t' sexy talk till he be needin about 6mg's Arrrrrrrrrrrr

Try Vienna sausage. I hear its good for that sort of thing.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

SS

Shelley:   You take the Cake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!