Codes for Selling Dogs - Page 2

Here's my list of codes. You certainly can have a lot of fun in the Classifieds section :D

Show quality pup = For a few extra dollars you will have a show quality puppy.
Ultimate Supreme Male = Not the right time to be taking out a second mortage just to buy a puppy that has a 99 percent chance of NOT becoming the next world class sieger just because his father/mother was one.
Elite world class VA = Get ready to sell your kidney on the black market.
perfect anatomy = I'm too embarrassed to show my roach back dog, please take it. Photo is present and the dog looks as if he/she has severe case of Kyphosis.
Pink papers = My puppies are better than my competitors AKC registered puppies.

I am shocked and horrified at the user name "KAFFIRDOG". I would like to bet that this person is a white South African. If people out there knew what this meant, they would be as appalled as I am. The use of this name should not be permitted on Pedigree Database.

 My favorite is " Stallion type male" It makes me laugh every time I see it.

 Reminds me of a framed paper on my Boss,s dad,s wall.

 Lost Dog

 Description:
  Dog moves with a limp on the right side has 1 eye and missing a ear has no k9 teeth and a broken tail recently castrated, answers to the name of "Lucky"

Hi Lesko

I am not South African and what colour I am is irrelavant. I am from a little island in the Irish Sea and I am Manx. My user name is derived from my long deceased dog Kaffir, named for a proud warrior race. Kaffir is not an offensive term where I come from and if you want to see it as one, the problem is your own bigoted perception, not my choice of name.

My surname is Nyrvana - Jones - perhaps I have disrespect for the Welsh and Buddah?

Margaret N-J 

Championship bloodlines- honestly, I've seen this advertised on dogs with no titles in the five generation pedigree! Translates to: "This dog's parents and grandparents have done nothing of note, but somewhere back there I'm sure some dog did something of note...maybe..." 

Full bread- "I have no idea what I'm doing and don't even understand the term "purebred.""

Breeding quality- "You could probably sell the puppies for $$$. I have nothing to advertise other than that the dogs are able to have puppies." 

Imported- "Not a lot else going for him, but your friends will be impressed that your dog is a "fureigner!"' 

LOL. Of course there are good import and breeding quality dogs available- tongue in cheek. 

Manstopper = No out

That right there!!

LMAO!!!!!!

kaffir do not worry about this person they are probably a puppy seller and you spoiled their code... that would be the only thing that would have changed someone from laughing to being rude. they have only posted on here once so meh XD..... i do thank you for the laughs you gave me.