Best Bad Dog Story - Page 2

Well, then there was the time that I had my thanksgiving turkey all baked and setting on top of my stove. I went next door to take my neighbor some celery that she had asked to borrow. I had left my two GSD's in the house (as I always did with absolutely no problems). I guess I had talked to my neighbor for about half an hour before heading back to the house. When I got home, (you guessed it) the whole turkey was in the floor being delightfully devoured by my two devoted "well behaved" dogs. I know it was my fault, I just wasn't thinking that they would ever do such a thing. But anyway all wasn't so bad as I had also baked a ham. The humans had no turkey that year but my dogs certainly enjoyed one. Bad Dogs! LOL 

Oh, I forgot about this one....... There was a black/tan German Shepherd I was rehoming for someone.  I was fostering her until I could get her a good home..... Well, she was a great dog, never used the bathroom in the house while I was at work, never ate food off counters or any place that she could get it, and was very well behaved all the time.   She was like this at her owners house before I took her in to foster as well........So, when finding her a home, I had put it online about all of those traits....  I eventually found her a home.  The first day she was there, she pooped all over the floor in two rooms of the new owners house, and she ate the birthday cake!!!  When they emailed me to tell me this I about died laughing.

I bet she first ate the birthday cake,   then pooped in the rooms, LOL! 


One of my favorites was the time I was working at night so the DH got home before me. He was greeted by the discovery that our dog had invaded the garbage, took out the full vaccuum bag (from an old Oreck these bags hold a lot of dirt), then proceeded to rip it apart and run, willy-nilly all over the place. He called me at work so furious, that I wasn't there to clean it up!!!! 

Years ago my wife baked a pineapple upside down cake. She took it out of the oven and placed it on the counter top to cool off. We had a few errands to run, so we left for about an hour.

When we returned I walked into the kitchen and spotted a broken dish in the middle of the floor, cake completley gone. A small trail of blood leading to the corner of the room where our beloved GSD sat licking his slighly bleeding paw.

I looked over at my wife and said, "Well I don't think we are going to have to call in Sherlock Holmes to solve this one".

Brenna helping me garden and Brenna deciding my window no longer needs a screen

I have a friend who checks on the dogs for me the days I have to drive into our corporate office.  I always text asking her how the dogs are.  She texted back - "dogs good, but Brenna's quilt is not so good".  I text back "what quilt"?  She pulled the quilt thru from Libby and Falon's kennel next door.

LOL @Reno they both have the look that says "What I don't know what you are talking about I found it this way".  Before I bought my house I was renting a house in town. 3 days after moving in to the new neighborhood, I woke up from a nap on the couch to find neither of my gsds in the house but the back door wide open.  Baily one of my gsds had figured out how to open the door and my 2 girls went to view the new area.  I walked up and down the street calling them to no avail.  This was a street where lots of people had outside cats.  I was getting madder and madder I went home to get the car to drive around not long after pulling out of the driveway I thought I spotted them in a backyard chasing a cat.  I parked the car but didn't roll up the windows.  I walked around yelling some more, by this time it was aparant to everyone that I was furious.  They still don't come, so I go back to the car.  As I walk up to the car Baily is sitting in the back seat as pretty as can be, Lady is sitting in the passenger seat.  I get in they both proceed to lick me and look at me like "I don't know what your talking about we were right here the whole time." Needless to say I put a new lock on the back door so the dogs could not take anymore unapproved field trips. LOL

Donnerstorm:  I bet they enjoyed their adventure, but how scarey for you!

Cheryl

I could fill a book with the exploits of The Management, especially when they were pups.

My property is located on the side of the main road from London to Scotland so it is seriously busy, especially at 6 am when all the truckers get going.  To set the scene, we were replacing a wall so the front was temporarily closed by see through mesh.  Those Bad Boys were about 6 months old and loose in the entry way behind a wrought iron gate when a staff member turned up so I went out in my dressing gown and nothing else to capture them and the villains both grabbed a side of the gown and pulled it open, both now out of my reach and I am starkers at the gate in full view of the road!  Judging by the cacophony of horns blaring, I can imagine what was the hot topic at all the truck stops that day.

Then there was the time I kept finding random kennel runs open and empty dishes in the runs in the mornings and I was convinced one of my staff was being slapdash until I caught Digby Dogbi opening a run and dragging a bowl out of the sleeping compartment by sliding his foot under the kennel hatch.  The reason the occurrences were random was simply because he only targeted kennels where the dog inside had left some food.

Reconstruction
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DKVL01nK94

Hot Diggery Dog was notorious for refusing to "out" at trials.  We were at one where he refused to out after the escape and reattack, just sat there cool as a cucumber with full grip.  The judge motioned me to go and get my disqualified dog and his ears flicked back to monitor my progress, then as soon as I was near him he took off up the field with the helper, caught by surprise, still in his mouth.  I can tell you that is a long walk back to the judge and an even longer critique!

Margaret N-J

OMG, Margaret, you win for that first story! That is the best I have ever heard.