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LadyFrost

by LadyFrost on 08 December 2010 - 15:12

Saw this picture and had to post it....LOL...

Sunsilver

by Sunsilver on 08 December 2010 - 17:12

Lady Frost: BWAHAAAHAAAA!!!  TOO FUNNY!! 

Reminds me of something I saw on the nursing website awhile ago, under 'Charting Bloopers". The doctor couldn't think of the correct name for the incentive spirometer, a device a patient is given to help lung function after surgery. It consists of several balls inside a plastic tube. There is a mouthpiece attached to the tube, and when the patient sucks on it, the balls are supposed to rise up in the tube.

Anyway, the doc, who was probably brain dead after a long shift, wrote "Suck balls QID (four times a day)!"

I'm sure the nurses are STILL laughing about it!

Franquie

by Franquie on 08 December 2010 - 17:12

I was boarding Anna at my work one night (I work at a veterinary/boarding facility), and in the morning she had terrible diarreah. The guy who had the job of cleaning up the kennels, had apparently been out all night the night before drinking, and had an upset stomach. He told me when he got to her suite, he was so grossed out by how bad the diarreah was, he threw up in the suite. Then he had to clean a suite full of diarreah AND puke. He said he barely managed to do it... lol.

by bazza on 08 December 2010 - 17:12

Sunsilver, the very thought of cooking and plating them up makes me feel a bit queezy, lol. No she was never bred from, lol.
Ladyfrost, that's too funny, would like to have seen what happened next...ouch!!

leffew4116

by leffew4116 on 08 December 2010 - 18:12

My story's not extremely gross, but it's the best I've got. Mozart (my gsd) was in his crate while I was out. Apparently, he had gotten sick and had diarrhea in his crate early in the day. When I got back, poop was everywhere: all across the bottom, up the sides, and all over him, on the wall bside the crate. Very smelly, too, worse than normal. I drug him and his crate outside and sprayed him with the water hose, lol. It was summer, but I did feel bad because he doesn't like to be sprayed with water. Loves swimming; spraying, not so much. After that, I decided Mozart was old enough be free in the house and use the doggie door, lol. Anyway, not extremely bad, especially compared to everyone else's.

Sunsilver: I know what you mean about nurses. My mom is one, and now I have an iron stomach because she would tell us the most discusting things ever while we were eating. I could have eaten chocalate pudding while reading these, lol.

Sunsilver

by Sunsilver on 08 December 2010 - 19:12

Ohhhh...chocolate pudding....don't get me started! LOL! 

Night shifts can be very boring. One night, this male nurse who was notorious for his insane sense of humour smeared chocolate pudding on an adult diaper, then announced that Mrs. S had developed really bad diarrhea,  He flaunted the diaper as proof, THEN proceeded to eat the pudding off the diaper!


Kalibeck

by Kalibeck on 09 December 2010 - 05:12

As a new grad nurse, I had some difficulty describing an extremely disgusting wound, but soon found that the term purulent is preferable to pus-sy (spelled pussy), if you wish to hold an intelligent conversation with anyone for the next 2 or 3 weeks......!

And funny thing, we were just talking about gross stories the other night....! Ours involved patients, but we all were raised by parents who held gross-out contests at the dinner table!

As far as my dogs go, our mutt Buddha, who had anal fistulas, was our gross out king. He'd crap projectile liquid poop mixed with blood & pus, it would be several feet up the walls, all over the floor, & since my laundry room shares the room with the dogs, my brand new at the time, washer & dryer were covered with liquid crap, & after I cleaned it all up...(it took ALL day!) I washed my clothes, opened the dryer to put them in....& SURPRISE! The dryer had crap splattered INSIDE as well! YUCK! Took weeks to clean, & more weeks before anything dried in it smelled right.
And that's why, when a colleage approached one day & sniffed me, closed her eyes & smiled, & said, "You always smell so good!" I nearly peed my pants laughing! jackie harris

von Harasymtzuk

by von Harasymtzuk on 09 December 2010 - 05:12

I think mine may be one of the worst, I bought one of my dog's a Red Barn bone (NEVER buy it)  it turned my one dog's stool grey, so I put it up, didn't know if it caused it or not, well one of my other dogs got ahold of it same thing happened, only difference is, she ended up constipated, I let her outside to go to the bathroom (I never leave my dogs out unattended, I stand at the door to watch them) then I heard her yelp, I panicked, ran outside, barefoot in the grass to go get her, she could barely walk, I didn't know what was wrong because it was so dark..I tried to keep my cool because I know dogs sense your stress, at least mine do, once I got her on the deck I was in shock....her anus was wide open a bit smaller then a bseball, I'm not exaggerating either, she was crying, I was crying...I didn't know if I should take her to the vet or not, I was afraid if I waited she'd hurt herself straining, so there was only one thing for me to do, dig her stools out, I didn't care about gloves or anything I wanted it out of her, it was awful, her stools were hard as a rock and as large as her anus as at that time it wouldn't budge, my Mother held her while I went inside to grab my first aid kit and some oil, I put on some gloves, and used a syrnge to inject olive oil inside of her to loosen it up, she was exhausted from straining but such a good girl, she trusts me, knew I was only trying to help, the olive oil softened her stools enough to where I could take my fingers and squeeze her stools into smaller pieces so I could get it all  out of her, the smell was awful, I was ready to vomit and I've whelped plenty of litters, the smell was just omg....but I knew I had to keep going, when I tell people the story they usually say something like ew, gross, I can't believe you were able to do that.  Well, that's life, and that dog is the love of my life....I wasn't grossed out about me having to dig inside of her anus to remove stools the only part that grossed me out was the smell, the part that disgusted me was the company that made the bones.....the manager heard a mouthful from me the next day, I was ready to sue them over it I was so upset their cheap bones hurt my girl, b@stards...





 


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