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by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
husband was asked: Do you talk to you wife after Lovemaking?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques - visualization, association - it's made a big difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
Tarek, see how different wives react to their husbands come back home from work:
Egyptian wife : My man, I prepared a wonderful lunch for you today, let me take your jacket please.
Lebanese wife : Darling, I missed you a lot today, come give me a kiss.
Syrian wife : My love, I've been counting the minutes for your coming back, you look tired, water is hot and lunch is ready.
Jordanian wife: Watch your steps I've been cleaning the kitchen all day, what is wrong with your eyes, did you go see the doctor as I told you? The washing machine broke, when are you going to get a new one? Did you eat at the office? If not you can have what is left from yesterday I can not cook every day.
Better post this one quickly before my wife comes in.
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
Naharak full
Ibrahim
by tarekallam on 06 May 2010 - 09:05
by Ibrahim on 06 May 2010 - 10:05
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
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