THE DEVIL! - Page 2

Why are Irish Jokes so simple?

Answer..
So the English can understand them.

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Thirty-four," she replied.

Quarter Horse for sale!

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people

who remarked it was a shame the old man

was walking and the boy was riding.

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,

So they changed positions.

Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,

'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.'

So they then decided they'd both walk!

Soon they passed some more people who thought

they were stupid to walk when they had a

decent donkey to ride.

So, they both rode the donkey.

Now they passed some people

who shamed them by saying how awful to

put such a load on a poor donkey.

The boy and man figured they were probably right,

so they decide to carry the donkey.

As they crossed the bridge,

they lost their grip on the animal

and he fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story?


If you try to please everyone,

you might as well...


Kiss your ass goodbye!

Red Sable...

I got that mustang picture as part of a smart car joke...

You have the basic smart car, but there are options, the joke says.  There's the Smurrarri, the Smorche, the AWD Smaudi A4...

And the Smustang!  I wish I had the email, but I deleted it a while back.

Crys

Hey Crys; Funny how these things get around huh?  Was he running in your joke?  He is in the one I got, but I don't know how to make him mobile on here.

 

I have a horse racing tonight, if you happen to be on the net.  He races at 7:15, first race, his name is St. Lad's Super Sonic, picked for last.  I got him after he bombed a race.  He qualified last Sunday, and hopefully he gives a good show tonight.  All the more that root for him the better!  Here is a link to watch him at if you wish.  We have five in at this track, but he is the one I have been training for the last two weeks.

http://www.hanoverraceway.com/


Click on the Live Racing square in top right corner!