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Thanks, guys!

You be fine but I think you best opiton is not to go under 55 mph :)

My first thought was, "These people are really insensitive to your plight." If you are joking then I must be very thick. I was, however, reminded of an episode of M.A.S.H. in which Klinger tried to eat a jeep. What he was doing was dipping the nuts and bolts in motor oil so that they might go down more easily. He did get a pretty serious belly ache but, alas, no section 8 discharge. I do recall Col. Potter's sage advice. He said in his calm and resigned way: "This, too, shall pass."

kinolog

How can you compare my problem to an episode of MASH.  What if I can't get on the plane?  You are one sick individual!

Yeah Kinolog what is wrong with you!!! This is real life not TV show :)

i am so slow when it comes to jokes.  my son always complains how i ruin his jokes but i do enjoy them once i get through my thick head.  don you paint a very good picture i can see the whole scenario.  i now have a nice little movie playing in my head i'd still vote you for pres.  how's the campaign going? are you still running?

Not only should you hurry to the airport @ 85 mph, but once you get the dog through security,(you will have to pay extra for him to go as your 2nd bag, he'll weigh too much to be a carry-on), but consider breeding him as soon as you get home, with all those nuts, he ought to be one hell of a stud dog! jh

Just explain to security that it is about team balance. It took 12 nuts for the dog to get there. If they have any brains left from being around so many xrays they should of course understand.

You know Don you just have to look at the positive side of this, if you call the dog and he doesn't come, just get a magnet.

And of course just have a couple of "happy pills"!

Some of the posts here have to make me chuckle. 

I do wonder though, what you were doing that made you think of such a scenario?