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by Ninja181 on 09 July 2007 - 20:07
If I may add one, they always seem to drool on you when you're dressed up. Good Thread!
by Do right and fear no one on 09 July 2007 - 21:07
The answers.
1) Because you are doing it wrong. Next time they are watching, before you do your thing, turn around several times first. Then they will know that you are finally doing it properly and will leave you alone.
2) Because you gave them the smelliest/slimiest/crumbliest treat and now you have to be taught a lesson.
3) Because the dog wants to teach the fraid-i-cat that there is nothing to fear.
4) Because they want the people who you work with, to know who rules at your house.
5) Because they have a sense of humor.
6) Because they know that if they look you in your eyes, you will make them tell on the other one that did it, and no one likes a snitch dog.
by Kalibeck on 09 July 2007 - 22:07
Do Right & everyone, you all are a hoot! I can say one thing for sure, when my girl leans on my legs and throws her head back and gives me a sneaky kiss, I know what that means; and when my boy runs over and screeches to a halt and butts his nose into my chest and just takes a deep breath and looks right into my eyes, I know what that means (dominant not-so-little cuss)! LOL! Thanks every for sharing the fun! jackie
by Kalibeck on 09 July 2007 - 23:07
OOPS! Thanks EVERYONE! ( my friend was telling me about how she drives around her town in her night-gown, & I was laughing so hard I missed the key..........!)
by 4pack on 10 July 2007 - 04:07
That is sooo true. I once had Baden the shower curtain when I was in the tub. He grabbed it and tried to take off. I'm screaming at GARD who's reaction time sucked. No doubt he was on here reading, he ikes to play like he didn't hear me when I yell and he is busy! 
Kalibeck, nothing funny about your friend driving in her pj's. I potty break my dogs most nights before bed in mine. My neighbors don't even notice anymore. 
by Kalibeck on 10 July 2007 - 16:07
4pack- my friend had a neighbor who had been hitting on her, and one day her kid misses the bus to school, so she hops in her old clunker to take him to school in her night gown, wouldn't you know it, the car breaks down right in front of Mr. Interested's house, whereby he comes out to offer a hand...sees who it is, and how she's dressed, gets down on his knees in the middle of the road and yells "There is a God!!!" jo
by 4pack on 10 July 2007 - 16:07
LOL Now that is priceless! LMAO
by animules on 10 July 2007 - 16:07
Now that was funny!!!! 
by Rezkat5 on 11 July 2007 - 02:07
How come a well trained GSD, who never jumps on anyone, will jump up on the one visiter who's afraid of dogs?
I had that last P.M. There were not so much afraid as stupid. Damn near giving me a heart attack petting the dogs over the gate!
Mind you, my dogs damn near outweigh them!
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