my new breed - Page 1

I am thinking about getting a different breed. You see there are many people who work, shepherds, mals, rotts, dobes, etc etc. I am thinking about getting a chupacabra. Sure I will need to find a crypto zoologist but I think this can be a great opportunity. Yes there have been reports of chupacabra.s mutilating cattle but the way I look at that that’s extreme food drive. I mean for any animal that works that hard to get tripe that they go right to the cow you know it’s impressive. Also because not many people have chupacabras there is no arguing about who has the better lines. I don’t think there is a strong conformation following at this point; so in all honesty the breed survey could be problematic. But any way I think this could be the breed for me. Sure I would probably have to get my club helper Kevlar scratch pants but I think it’s a small price to pay for an animal with this kind of power. I mean if your dog did a long bite and then dragged the helper off of the field and into the back of your truck. I don’t think you would mind not passing because of extra commands. Yes you can pass with a good routine and not have people remember it but I can tell you that if your dog goes through the blind after the helper people tend to remember that stuff. If you can’t pass with style…. flunk with power.

I thought about other beasts such as a werewolf (1/2 man ½ dog) or a Bigfoot (1/2 man ½ bear) but was unsure where I could get one. My wife tells me she’s has a pretty good idea where to find a ½ man ½ pig which sounded good. When I asked where this mythical creature was she handed me a mirror. I guess these beasts must sneak up behind you.

So it’s a chupacabra for me

Happy April fools

Jeff Govednik

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yes they are so cute and cuddly looking you must get one

that was a neat video Lief!

 Well, that little joke really got my goat!