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by tarekallam on 01 April 2010 - 09:04
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
by MaggieMae on 01 April 2010 - 09:04
hahahahahaha -- Good one Tarek !!
by tarekallam on 01 April 2010 - 09:04
Good Day Maggie
by amitshep on 01 April 2010 - 09:04
So true tarek, i think our thoughts matches so much on this matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by tarekallam on 01 April 2010 - 09:04
amitshep- Welcome to the club.
by Ibrahim on 01 April 2010 - 10:04
My wife read this Tareq and she says " If Tarek visits Jordan and you think of inviting him for dinner she will make sure meal will not have salt, tea will not have sugar and there will be no after dinner desert" and the reason is that our dogs do not protest when she puts less salt and do not ask for desert after dinner and moreover they do not make jokes over the wives.
The more I laughed the more she frowned.
Ibrahim
The more I laughed the more she frowned.
Ibrahim
by tarekallam on 01 April 2010 - 11:04
Hima-Your post is much funny than the original topic. Apologize to your wife on my behalf until I come personally to Jordon to apologize by myself. However I will bring my food ,tea & desert with me. Does she like Egyptian Molokheya? My wife is professional in cooking Molokheya ,so if you decide one day to visit me together with your wife you both will stuff your faces.
Sabah El Fol.
Tarek
Sabah El Fol.
Tarek
by Bob McKown on 01 April 2010 - 11:04
The diference between a wife and a battery is that a battery has a positive side.
by tarekallam on 01 April 2010 - 11:04
Hi BOB & how is your rabbit. I am waiting for my wife to return home to tell her that. If you do not here from me on database, you should know where I am. Visit me, the hospital is not too far.
by Ibrahim on 01 April 2010 - 11:04
Tarek,
We will be delighted to visit Egypt always, the reason is that we spent our honey moon there and we have lovely memories in there, anyway she was happy reading your reply but again she frowned on Bob's post and decided to stop following this thread at this point. One thing more in regards to Moloukhiah (who doesn't)
Ibrahim
We will be delighted to visit Egypt always, the reason is that we spent our honey moon there and we have lovely memories in there, anyway she was happy reading your reply but again she frowned on Bob's post and decided to stop following this thread at this point. One thing more in regards to Moloukhiah (who doesn't)
Ibrahim
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