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by Krazy Bout K9s on 19 March 2010 - 19:03
This is Cute!!!
If I Didn't Have a Dog...
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture & cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.
When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without
wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.
I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted,
without taking into consideration how much space
Several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.
I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with numerous veterinarians
as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary would not be:
out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.
My house would not be cordoned off into zones with
baby gates or barriers.
My house would not look like a day care center
with toys everywhere.
My pockets would not contain things like poop bags,
treats and an extra leash.
I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L,,
F-R-I-S-B-E-E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, R-I-D-E, GO
I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
I would not look strangely at people who think having
ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.
I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of
dreading 'mud' season.
I would not have to answer the question
'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never
have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally
by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.
How EMPTY my life would be!!!
Author Unknown...
If I Didn't Have a Dog...
I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture & cars would be free of hair.
When the doorbell rings, it wouldn't sound like a kennel.
When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without
wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.
I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted,
without taking into consideration how much space
Several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.
I would have money and no guilt to go on a real vacation.
I would not be on a first-name basis with numerous veterinarians
as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.
The most used words in my vocabulary would not be:
out, sit, down, come, no, stay, and leave him/her/it ALONE.
My house would not be cordoned off into zones with
baby gates or barriers.
My house would not look like a day care center
with toys everywhere.
My pockets would not contain things like poop bags,
treats and an extra leash.
I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L,,
F-R-I-S-B-E-E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, R-I-D-E, GO
I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
I would not look strangely at people who think having
ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.
I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of
dreading 'mud' season.
I would not have to answer the question
'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never
have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally
by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.
How EMPTY my life would be!!!
Author Unknown...
by 4pack on 19 March 2010 - 19:03
Yeah, screw that idea. As much as I like a clean house...just not worth the loss to the heart.
by Keith Grossman on 19 March 2010 - 19:03
I hear you, 4pack; I didn't have a dog for the past several months and it sucked!
by LAVK-9 on 19 March 2010 - 19:03
Yea I couldn't imagine not having a dog!! I grew up with a cat and wanted nothing more but to have a dog.Finally I bought my own at 17. Wouldn't want to not have one again.No matter how much they drive me nuts sometimes.
by RONNIERUNCO on 19 March 2010 - 20:03
IF I DIDNT HAVE A DOG..............................................................................
I WOULDNT HAVE ANY REASON TO GET UP IN THE MORNING. I WOULDNT ENJOY KFC. I WOULD BE AFRAID TO MEET THE GAZE OF BULLIIES. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PICK UP A MILF BECAUSE THE DINKMEISTER IS A MILF MAGNET. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO LIVE ON THE PEDIGREE DATABASE. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO CALL BOB MCKOWN FOR TRAINING ADVICE 24/7. BEETREE WOULDNT MAKE ME SNICKERDOODLES. TWO MOONS WOULDNT LET ME CALL HIS PHONE # AND ASK FOR TELL SACKETT. 4 PACK WOULDNT HAVE TOYED WITH THE IDEA OF NAMING HER BABY RONNIE. HODIE WOULD HAVE NEVER INVITED ME OVER TO GO SKINNY DIPPING IN HER POOL. JENNI78 WOULDNT HAVE SENT ME A PM TO JOIN E HARMONY.COM TO SEE IF WE REALLY ARE COMPATIBLE. VENZOS MOM WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN MY NAME TATTOOD OVER HER HEART. THE WORLD WOULD END.
I WOULDNT HAVE ANY REASON TO GET UP IN THE MORNING. I WOULDNT ENJOY KFC. I WOULD BE AFRAID TO MEET THE GAZE OF BULLIIES. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PICK UP A MILF BECAUSE THE DINKMEISTER IS A MILF MAGNET. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO LIVE ON THE PEDIGREE DATABASE. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO CALL BOB MCKOWN FOR TRAINING ADVICE 24/7. BEETREE WOULDNT MAKE ME SNICKERDOODLES. TWO MOONS WOULDNT LET ME CALL HIS PHONE # AND ASK FOR TELL SACKETT. 4 PACK WOULDNT HAVE TOYED WITH THE IDEA OF NAMING HER BABY RONNIE. HODIE WOULD HAVE NEVER INVITED ME OVER TO GO SKINNY DIPPING IN HER POOL. JENNI78 WOULDNT HAVE SENT ME A PM TO JOIN E HARMONY.COM TO SEE IF WE REALLY ARE COMPATIBLE. VENZOS MOM WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN MY NAME TATTOOD OVER HER HEART. THE WORLD WOULD END.
by VomMarischal on 19 March 2010 - 21:03
...I think I would have a walrus. Yeah, they are definitely cool.
by 1doggie2 on 19 March 2010 - 21:03
What a lonely thought. What amazes me is when people have them and do not spend time with them, lord are they missing out.
by Krazy Bout K9s on 19 March 2010 - 22:03
Ronnie,
You are tooooo funny. ROFL...
I agree especially about the no reason to get up in the morning....
These dogs right now are the only thing keeping me going right now...
Steph
You are tooooo funny. ROFL...
I agree especially about the no reason to get up in the morning....
These dogs right now are the only thing keeping me going right now...
Steph
by Sugarplum on 19 March 2010 - 23:03
What a lovely post.
For me the beauty of a dog is that you feel that you are always in their mind - the welcomes, the affection, the joy.......it brings you back to earth and all the nonsense of the day fades away.......
'I am I because my little dog knows me'. Gertrude Stein
For me the beauty of a dog is that you feel that you are always in their mind - the welcomes, the affection, the joy.......it brings you back to earth and all the nonsense of the day fades away.......
'I am I because my little dog knows me'. Gertrude Stein
by Davren on 20 March 2010 - 01:03
I love it, Steph, but I have to admit that Ronnie's has some pretty profound meaning!
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