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by OGBS on 17 March 2010 - 16:03
A friend emailed this to me.
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the Casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty - thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men!
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the Casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty - thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men!
by CrysBuck25 on 17 March 2010 - 16:03
The moral is true...My husband would be lost as to what she rolled, too...LOL.
Crys
Crys
by Two Moons on 17 March 2010 - 16:03
Not I said the blind man.
From another joke....lol
All men are not the same, just as all women could not pull off such a con.
You place a nude blonde in front of me and a hundred dollar bill on the table and see which one leaves the room with the other.
You have to think about this just a little, a man, a nude woman, and a hundred dollars.
Anyway,
Happy St.pat's.
Moons.
P.S.
I'm a push over for an Irish woman with red hair and the accent, if she also has the attitude.
From another joke....lol
All men are not the same, just as all women could not pull off such a con.
You place a nude blonde in front of me and a hundred dollar bill on the table and see which one leaves the room with the other.
You have to think about this just a little, a man, a nude woman, and a hundred dollars.
Anyway,
Happy St.pat's.
Moons.
P.S.
I'm a push over for an Irish woman with red hair and the accent, if she also has the attitude.
by steve1 on 17 March 2010 - 17:03
Moons
At my age a damn good look at the nude and i would put the $100 in my pocket
Only Joking. personally whist other guys were looking at her nude, i would snaffle the 100 and walk out with her they would not miss it until i am well away with both prizes
Yes, St Patricks day and that is my Family name 'Patrick'
Steve1
At my age a damn good look at the nude and i would put the $100 in my pocket
Only Joking. personally whist other guys were looking at her nude, i would snaffle the 100 and walk out with her they would not miss it until i am well away with both prizes
Yes, St Patricks day and that is my Family name 'Patrick'
Steve1
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