Just a little bit raunchy dog humor - Page 1

 Dog Talk 
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, ''Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.''

So the Doberman says, ''I love liver and cheese.'' 
The Collie says, ''That's not good enough.'' 

The Bulldog says, ''I hate liver and cheese.'' 
She says, ''That's not creative.''

Finally, with his Mexican accent, the Chihuahua says, ''Liver alone......cheese mine.'' 

BEETREE YOU CAN RIDE UP FRONT WITH ME AND DINK BUT THERE WONT BE MUSHROOM.

That was cute Bee!! You too Ronnie.

 

The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle 

After his tour in Afghanistan, an American soldier was going back home via London having served his country. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for a seat, but the only empty one was next to an older lady, and she had her pet poodle on it. 

He said, “Please, madam, I'm very tired. May I please sit here?” The lady replied, “No. My precious little poodle, Miss Fifi, is sitting here.” 

The soldier walked the length of the train again with no luck, so he went back to the same seat next to the same woman and said, “Please, Madam, I have been fighting at the desert for months, my feet hurt and I'm very tired. May I please sit here?” 

The woman told him, “I cannot believe how rude you are! I have already told you that my darling little Miss Fifi is sitting here.” At that, the American lost his temper, picked up the poodle and threw it out the window.

An elderly man who was sitting across the compartment looked at the American soldier and said, “You Americans do everything wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you eat with the wrong hand and now you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!” 

 

LMAO!!! That was great!!!!

Beetree,
Very funny, got a good laugh from those.

Jim

Nothing raunchy about this but definitely cute and humorous