Stop Drinking Aqua Velva Martini's and sponsor a trophy - Page 1

The AWDF championship is coming up in Indianapolis Indiana. If you are like me you may be concerned. In many John Wayne Movies Indianans were portrayed in a negative light. Many of us played cowboys and indianianans as children further contributing to a negative stereotype. My stereotype is blaupunkt. I have been to Indiana several times and it is a wonderful place. They have a White Castle as well as several other gourmet dining establishments. English is the state language. When traveling to Indiana I would make sure to pack extra bowling shirts as you would not want to look like a tourist. I also would pack some sorghum and Velveeta for trading with the indigenous people. Indiana has a proud history in the sport of basketball and is the former home of Bobby Knight. There is also a small race going on that weekend called the Indianapolis 500. I know that during the championship you may not be able to see either so I am trying to hire a guy I know that kind of looks like Tony Stewart and also worked for Home Depot to throw folding chairs at people. So you can have a truly indianariffic time in Indianapolis, On a positive note there is an extremely low risk of being hit by an Asian carp since you are approximately a 4 hour drive from the Illinois river where they are most prevalent. This year’s trial is being hosted by O. G Indianapolis who have hosted many outstanding events in the past. The German American Park has an outstanding restaurant there. Before I ate there for the first time I used to weigh around 125 pounds
I cannot say enough for the German heritage that runs deep in our working dogs today. Many believe that Mayan space travelers used knowledge gained from German dog trainers to help teach their Daschunds to herd water buffalo in ancient Rome. (My facts might need to be double checked) This knowledge would eventually be distilled into many modern training techniques and reverse bungee jumping safety devices. So sponsor a trophy. Sponsoring a trophy will help make you look cooler at the event. You may hear things like that dude over there sponsored a trophy what a stud (instead of will somebody use a blow dart gun to fire a tic tac down that guys throat). Yes the guys will think you are interesting and the ladies will find you less repugnant (which is always a plus)

So STOP drinking Aqua Velva Martinis and sponsor a trophy

http://2010awdf.com

Jeff

Jeff,
Your posts are hysterical!...I will find myself going back to read them!..HAHAHA!......we'll sponser something for ya!
Never had an Agua Velva Martini.....

Sorry but the Aqua Velva Martini just sounds wrong....but all the rest was quite funny.
~L~

Now THAT was funnnnnneeeeeeeee ! ! ! ! 

Just a disclaimer I am in no way making fun of any Reverse bunjee jumping mayan space travelers whe herd wtare buffalo in rome with daschunds who are originlly from indiana.  Any simulairities with any actual persons is merely coincidental  and meant for humourous purposes only

Thanks

Damn it!  McKown beat me to the High GSD sponsorship!  It's no wonder Ronnierunco wants to be like him.

Jeff:

                Will you be doing the announcing at the event? To raise money for worthy causes you I and Nate could set up a kissing booth and man it for the weekend?

 

I have a worthy cause that needs funding!! Hell I'd just about kiss anyone to get this project going faster then it is!! (it's for training dogs for the handicapped it is a non profit org)
~L~

Bob who are we gonna force people to kiss?