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muldoon

by muldoon on 19 January 2010 - 21:01

Do you have a favourite dog quotes/sayings/proverbs?
Here's a couple:

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just tribute to the Memory of Boatswain, a Dog. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Inscription on the Monument of a Newfoundland Dog"

..........and (if you're unlucky)
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~Dave Barry


Oh2BeSch3

by Oh2BeSch3 on 19 January 2010 - 22:01

"Show me your dog and I will tell you what manner of man you are." - Max V. Stephanitz

"...and finally, you realize that it isn't the dog you've been training, after all." -A. Myracle

"In dog training, jerk is a noun, not a verb."- Dr. Dennis Fetko

"He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing." - Evander Holyfield, on his Akita, who had completed obedience training with a professional trainer

"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it." - Helen Thomson

"The first rule in successful dog training is to be smarter than the dog. Which is why some breeds are easier to train than others." Unknown Author

Your dog will look at you when you are worth looking at." - Sam Malesta




muldoon

by muldoon on 20 January 2010 - 00:01

LOL Oh2BeSch3!
In a similar vein.....

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson


GSDSRULE

by GSDSRULE on 20 January 2010 - 00:01

"Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole."  Roger Caras

JRANSOM

by JRANSOM on 20 January 2010 - 01:01

Not exactly "dog quotes" but I love this one.

TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR A RESPONSIBLE PET OWNER

1. My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial for my well-being.

4. Don’t be angry with me for long, and don’t lock me up as punishment.
You have your work, your friends, your entertainment. I HAVE ONLY YOU!

5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your
voice when it’s speaking to me.

6. Be aware that however you treat me, I’LL NEVER forget it.

7. Before you hit me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush
the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I’ve been out in the sun too long, or my heart may be getting old and weak.

9. Take care of me when I get old. You, too, will grow old.

10. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say, "I can’t bear to watch it", or "Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for ME if you are there. Remember, I LOVE YOU.


Author Unknown

Liesjers

by Liesjers on 20 January 2010 - 01:01



by Adi Ibrahimbegovic on 20 January 2010 - 03:01

"Schäferhund ist und muß Gebrauchshundezucht bleiben!"  - GSD IS and MUST remain a working dog!

Max Von S.


by SitasMom on 20 January 2010 - 04:01

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
— Charles M. Schulz  - Peanuts Auther...........


Kaffirdog

by Kaffirdog on 20 January 2010 - 11:01

- K9Ulf -
"Dogs always do what you teach them.  Whether it was what you meant to teach them is another matter"




Margaret N-J

by jesse james on 20 January 2010 - 12:01

Another one, not sure who I got this one from:-

'A good dog is where you find it'






 


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