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by Kaffirdog on 01 January 2010 - 09:01
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality.
Whispering.....
Dave..........
Dave .............
Dave........
Dave …….
Dave........
Dave……..
............you're a vet.
by delsasmum on 01 January 2010 - 10:01
very good,it made the other half grin.Thanks
by VonIsengard on 01 January 2010 - 16:01
Ewwwwwwww
by DebiSue on 01 January 2010 - 17:01
ROFLMAO!
by Krazy Bout K9s on 01 January 2010 - 17:01
Oh MY!!!!
LOL...
LOL...
by Ibrahim on 01 January 2010 - 18:01
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12?
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a
12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March... and so on
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
'What are these, Dad?'
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.'
'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.'
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'
The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'
'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'
'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a
12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March... and so on
by keepthefaith on 01 January 2010 - 19:01
At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench.Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'
After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'
'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.
'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.
The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.
He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'
After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'
'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.
'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied. 'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.
by Ninja181 on 02 January 2010 - 19:01
If the light stays on for more than four hours call an erectrician!
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