PermaStay Ear Implants - Page 2

 in Rode Island theres a guynecologist who restores vrginity to daughters of princes, statesmen and kings before marriage

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Pat, you're joking?! NO! How ridiculous. Esp. ridiculous since "virginity" physically, disappears at a certain age anyway, or can be altered by physical activities....nuts. Just nuts. Maybe I'll put my son up for adoption and fly to Rhode Island for a fresh start!

Maggie, yeah....but I still call it cheating! Reconstructive surgery is fine; plastic surgery has gotten way out of hand. How are those of us that are 100% natural supposed to compete w/the ones who've had "work?" This is how I look at it w/the dogs. How are we supposed to improve the breed if instead of selecting against flaws, we're camouflaging them and fixing them?! YUCK. Not a good direction.

I have always said that the dogs are a realistic portrayal of society as a whole...scary.

gross...all the way around.....

Jen said -  How are those of us that are 100% natural supposed to compete w/the ones who've had "work?"
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We Can't
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You hit on the "magic word" - Reconstructive as opposed to Cosmetic.  Therefore, if a dog is injured in a way that has marred its appearance, is it "cheating" if the dog has reconstructive surgery?

"Even if, with old age, they become like 'tangerines in tube socks...'"

LMAO!  They might not be big but they sure are long!

I had someone comment on breast implants recently who said, "I don't believe in Santa Claus either but I'll still take the presents." 

A nursing student was trying to find the heartbeat of an elderly lady. However, her instructor noticed she'd placed her stethescope to the left of the patiient's navel.

She motioned for the student to come out into the hallway.

"What are you trying to do?" she asked.

"Listen to the patient's heart," the student responded.

"Why are you looking for it down there?" asked the teacher.

"Because the textbook said to look for it around the left nipple!"

gregg,
please do not use the message board in this manner.
There is a place to advertise.

Also,
Do you have anything that will help support my old neuticals, they seem to be hanging a bit low these days and keep getting banged around as I walk.

It's quite painful to run and I'm having difficulty catching the wife.

Something in a blue or sea foam green.

Moons.

I hurt myself too....
Laughing's almost impossible.

They hang so low I'm sitting on them constantly, it's not a pretty sight.

I feel like a bird hatching eggs.

I need help.


Moons.